Guth Wisdom

God for Prez 2021

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my man

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#snoc19

...you thought I was gone BAHAHAHHA

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THESE YOUNG FROSH

[Kara Martin @kmart0013]

RT IF SOMEONE YOU MET @CornerstoneU MADE YOU A BETTER PERSON
Let’s get these good vibes FLOWIN’

[WHAC @WHACAthletics]

Pool B voting is now open! Vote for your favorite mascot in the #WHACMascot Challenge. You have 24 hours to vote for your pick.

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SHOOT! Maybe next time @CornerstoneU ?

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Fave and retweet if you’re PUMPED about the new round clock tower project!

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Don’t forget Thriftmas, 9pm tonight!

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Question: Do Tues/Thursday classes actually feel LONGER than JTerm classes?

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SO. Park wisely. Drive safely. Avoid fines.

BUT. keep doing you, brother.

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IF your car does not have a Cornerstone parking sticker, the price of the ticket will be s i g n i f i c a n t l y more expensive

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Parking tickets left on a student’s account could result in a freeze of said account until the ticket is paid in FULL

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RECENTLY, Campus Safety (may they live forever) has taken to writing tickets to these awry few and nameless students

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Campus Safety (may they live forever) began the year by cautioning rule-bending parkers across campus in the form of letters resulting in no penalty

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Conspiracy Thread:
Allowing residents to have cars on campus may be a TRAP?

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Geez, it's like a fidget spinner accidentally had kids. https://t.co/U10ctzpPq3

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What do the people prefer?

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TURKEY WEEK

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To the man in church that high-fived my hand lifted in sacrificial worship, throwing off my spiritual groove:
It happens. Still love you.

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An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but 9 is the secret to long, luscious hair.