Guts For Laughs

Toronto’s ONLY horror-themed comedy show! Now in its 7th year! Comedians live-roast a horror movie at @comedybar!

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GUTS FOR LAUGHS! Wednesday at Comedy Bar! No one screams at movies better than the way we scream at movies! This month’s victim is “Intruder”! Evidently, it’s about a boom mic operator in a doorway. Free snaxxx and best audience tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

[Cameron Wyllie @cameronwyllie]

Hello, is this Freddy Krueger?

"Speaking."

Will you stop murdering me and my friends in our sleep?

"...no."

[Hunter Collins 𖤐 🇸🇦🇮🇷🇫🇲⛳️🏴‍☠️ @Hunter_Collins]

I always get an A+ in jokes about the Portuguese.

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#GutsForLaughs is back this Wednesday at @comedybar on Bloor! Our comic panel will be grading 1981’s “Final Exam”! Get your tickets now, because unlike your stats final, this show won’t leave you “glad you passed”!

Tickets:
https://t.co/rRpH3SBZYf

[Martin Edwards @MartinEdwardz]

Will CBD make me less of a werewolf? Asking for a werewolf.

[Guts For Laughs @GutsForLaughs]

When you’re struggling in a toxic relationship but you’re still happy for all your friends having a good time out there.

[Colin Sharpe @sharpethoughts]

How did Hellraiser sleep?

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We���re talking the most shit about “Dead Pit” tonight at @comedybar 9PM! I think it’s about Rudy Juliani on laundry day? Free snaxx and best/worst tweets get prizes! Snag tix here: https://t.co/gtHy5yvNfk

[Guts For Laughs @GutsForLaughs]

That’s a top 3 for me. Will expect kisses.

[joel edmiston @joeledmiston]

The hottest thing a person can do is to put Jason Takes Manhattan in the top five of their Friday the 13th rankings.

[Guts For Laughs @GutsForLaughs]

@bradmiska Silver Bullet!

[joel edmiston @joeledmiston]

What is this boy trying to tell us?

[Hunter Collins 𖤐 🇸🇦🇮🇷🇫🇲⛳️🏴‍☠️ @Hunter_Collins]

Comedians will tear each other down and meanwhile almost assuredly die having made less of a cultural impact than say, the mom from Gremlins? #SmallerThePotatoes #BiggerTheEgos

[Clare Belford @clarebelford]

It's Friday the 13th and my album has dropped like a bowl of cabbage. Sweep it up and check it out!

https://t.co/qWenU96mSo

[joel edmiston @joeledmiston]

Freddy Krueger has taken many forms, but this is him at his most powerful

[Ryan Dillon @TheRyanDillon]

Won a Halloween crop top at @gutsforlaughs and it made me scary AND hot.

📸 @xoboflowers

[Hunter Collins 𖤐 🇸🇦🇮🇷🇫🇲⛳️🏴‍☠️ @Hunter_Collins]

I’ve been practicing my schtick by yelling at REAL Portuguese people all weekend. Hope to see you tonight!

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Tonight 9PM at @comedybar five comedians get strapped to chairs, their eyelids pried open with toothpicks, and are forced to mock the plot structure of “Mausoleum”: a movie that does not take place in a mausoleum! Free COVID-safe snacks! Best tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

[Hunter Collins 𖤐 🇸🇦🇮🇷🇫🇲⛳️🏴‍☠️ @Hunter_Collins]

Tell you the truth, I feel like that even after a cool 500k.