New from @ComedyRecords: HUNTER COLLINS IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU! Comedy that puts its hand in the starving rat cage! If you bust nuts, if you get crunk, if you eat the banana -skin and all- THIS IS THE ALBUM FOR YOU!
Linktree here:
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If you ever see me sit on the stool onstage, fucking rip my tongue out through my anus and then yank it back up around my neck and choke me to death because my brain has turned to possum shit mold whereas able-minded me will never be that smug cunt. Fine if you do it tho.
🐄 To all my Canadian milk drinkers, we've got this one in the bag.
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A family friend is visiting my Czech in-laws, laying eyes on my baby son for the first time. A few minutes ago, they tear one of his socks off, start pointing at my child’s toes, then at me, cracking up while I make out the Czech word for “same”.
I’ve travelled the world. Performed for adoring audiences over the span of an illustrious 20+ year career. And I’ve boffed the finest trim only Irish charm can buy. But it’s time to settle down and finally become a navy seal.
These guys’ careers span from my last year at Humber College, to a failed music career, a successful comedy career, 5 relationships, 10 apartments, the birth of my son, 3 Cups, and I probably leaned 63 new recipes. I grew up alongside them. Maybe I’m too old for my job too.
Got questioned at the border flying back to Canada the other day and had the insane experience of a boomer Quebecois lady pulling up my channel, seeing an ad play, and asking if I made this MasterCard commercial