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@Hunter_Collins
Feeder of human food to your dogs | @cbcdebaters | @ctvcomedy | @siriusxmcomedclub
Brno, Czech Republic
Joined December 2010
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New from @ComedyRecords: HUNTER COLLINS IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU! Comedy that puts its hand in the starving rat cage! If you bust nuts, if you get crunk, if you eat the banana -skin and all- THIS IS THE ALBUM FOR YOU!
Linktree here:
https://t.co/ZhWuhyLpPG
I flew to Europe to breed. I’m like a rare species of crane.
If you ever see me sit on the stool onstage, fucking rip my tongue out through my anus and then yank it back up around my neck and choke me to death because my brain has turned to possum shit mold whereas able-minded me will never be that smug cunt. Fine if you do it tho.
🐄 To all my Canadian milk drinkers, we've got this one in the bag.
⭐ Listen to my comedy album streaming on iTunes and Spotify get links at https://t.co/MXKDHonMO1
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Check out my new comedy special “Geriatric Millennial” Available now @YouTube!
Watch! Like! Comment! Subscribe!
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Our mission is to build a thriving and dynamic comedy industry in Canada for comedians in stand-up, sketch, and improv.
A family friend is visiting my Czech in-laws, laying eyes on my baby son for the first time. A few minutes ago, they tear one of his socks off, start pointing at my child’s toes, then at me, cracking up while I make out the Czech word for “same”.
I’ve travelled the world. Performed for adoring audiences over the span of an illustrious 20+ year career. And I’ve boffed the finest trim only Irish charm can buy. But it’s time to settle down and finally become a navy seal.
Pretty excited to be a stepdad to my son.
@theZubes I’ve got the dead dad, sick lettuce and overcame so much adversity (getting blocked by Nour Hadidi and Chanty)!
Shoot left though.
These guys’ careers span from my last year at Humber College, to a failed music career, a successful comedy career, 5 relationships, 10 apartments, the birth of my son, 3 Cups, and I probably leaned 63 new recipes. I grew up alongside them. Maybe I’m too old for my job too.
Gang’s all here! 🥹
@lilliezi Best show I’ve seen since Obituary at Danforth Music Hall.
Assuming it's true so I can keep crying onto my guns.
Got questioned at the border flying back to Canada the other day and had the insane experience of a boomer Quebecois lady pulling up my channel, seeing an ad play, and asking if I made this MasterCard commercial
I still think it should be spelled “Porchoogle”.
Always the bukkak-EE, never the bukkak-ER…
Bush did 4-11.
For instant schadenfreude, ask any comedian, “Hey what happened to that podcast you did 5 episodes of and then never again since?”
I’ve never seen a vampire be repelled by a crucifix, but I HAVE offered a Czech person fresh kale.
My toxic trait is believing you should fix your toxic trait instead of giving it a label to mask how you’re an unaccountable asshole.
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