Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋

Cool Cat memorial account.
He/Him

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

🎵And the waitress is practicing politics
While the businessmen slowly eat stones
'cuz they're birds who rely on those gastroliths
Which aids animals who don't have tooth bones 🎵

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@marissamarie25 @Goobo Also apologies to the random guy I involved in this bit. but it also looks like he hasn't posted in 16 years so

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

@marissamarie25 You haven't heard of @Goobo ? It's the hottest way to set up structured payments for all the #fleek ish you buy

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@elonmusk Another game I'm pretty sure you haven't actually played, let alone understood. How are you this monumentally fucking stupid? I have never seen someone this divorced from reality without having had a chunk of their brain removed

[PowerWash Simulator @PowerWashSim]

From Duloc to Far Far Away, travel to enchanted lands with our new Shrek Special Pack, coming to PowerWash Simulator on October 10th 💦

Available on PC, Xbox One, Xbox Series S|X, PlayStation 4|5 & Nintendo Switch

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

I'm so hungry that I'm eating my sandwich like a corrupt king who is feasting while ignoring the warnings of a group of adventures about some ancient evil.

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The Tribeca film festival first began when a monster emerged from the earth. It had three heads and each head was named Rebeca

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Dude I'm afraid of both of them they seem to like kicking way too much

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@SNCSocrates I'LL GIVE YA THE OL' PERRY PARRY

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I really don't like how much better I am at chess while on ketamine

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@jafrowne Thank you, Worm Guts <3

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

THAT'S RIGHT KETAMINE TWEETS ARE BACK

IS THIS THING ON

IS ANYONE EVEN HERE ANYMORE

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

#LGBTMNTposting

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

Hi guys, Jon here.

Garfield passed away in his sleep last night after eating at an Olive Garden buffet earlier in the night. It was sudden and we’re still in shock. I don’t know how this could have happened, but I just didn’t want you guys to be left in the dark.

Thank you.

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

Hey kids, just a heads up that if you're on ketamine and listening to Action Bronson's 'Jaguar' right now, you're gonna want to stop listening at the 1:52 mark

[Gutter the big red dog, LCSW 🐋 @GuttTheLegend]

I'm the one who let the dogs out

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

What's something in the world you know you're directly responsible for but if you were to claim credit you'd sound crazy?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Jesus that Young Sheldon ending was brutal