vita snackville-west

why do i talk

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@smelen96 inakzeptabel !

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

how does john ashbery get away with not having a personal life section on his wikipedia ??

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

stop that train more like slop that i trained

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@OssanAhegao23 i think it was an LG EnV3 and i got it when i was 14 as a sophomore. i didn't get a smart phone til college

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

overheard someone in a bar say they paid a company $800 to do their resume so i grabbed my purse and hightailed it the fuck outta there !!!

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@blackstarops @becca_oneal referring to the back of his head

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

new climate change plan: 35% of the world's oil supply goes kablooey

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@s1mxne only solution is to cut off more

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

2 parts orange/mango juice 1 part espresso. magnificent

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

if you get on the train with a book you're intending to read but look at your phone instead? instant stomachache curse. venmo me $20 to lift it

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@hausofdecline Clavicula

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@NYCMayor ty mr mayor now please make it an ASP holiday. do this and i will drive the snakes out of nyc

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

can't believe they robbed us of the timothee reaction cam during that unbearable "and theater, and ballet" comment

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

woke joe rogan: "he did what? jamie pull that up. did you say fucksaw?"

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

i moved to brooklyn with a fuckass haircut and a dream. a dream to get a second fuckass haircut

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@christapeterso does he smoke weed? that can suppress dreaming in some people

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

i grew up in high point hearing rumors like "mandatory steakhouse etiquette" and other bizarre nouveau-riche stuff. years later i cornered one of its students who was high on shroom chocolates at an of montreal show who, to my horror, confirmed everything was true

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

THE high point university??? for real????

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

went to a gay wedding for halloween which meant balancing wedding attire with a halloween costume and i think i did a pretty good job

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@lemoncarcass unfortunately she adores him

[vita snackville-west @GutturalSounds]

@necromantiic i mean, decent, esp. if they're new. maybe not worth it if they ship from Turkey