Governor Mike Parson (parody)

A straight shooter who landed here by no fault of my own. *PARODY*

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@puppetpaul @JaneDueker is a fine woman who knows her place, unlike some uppity prosecutors I could mention.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Nothing is more American than using your political office for personal gain. Jack Coatar has my full support, as long as he makes sure to give Daddy a taste.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@LewisLe12776654 Only because what ever doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, that's why I eat half a pound of raw pork every day. You can taste the Trichinosis.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Nothing makes me more aroused than Jesus, systemic racism and corporate tax cuts #GoMo #moleg #mogov

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

That's not what Joe Vaccaro told me! Go ahead @Aldermanjoe show them the home made bread!

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Sigh. We might get around to fixing this after we give out our Tax Cuts. Or we might not. Whatevs #moleg

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

The life expectancy in Missouri is now at a 40 year low.
Life expectancy in Missouri dropped 3 years since the pandemic began. https://t.co/4HPqd5vHfB

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

One thing Republicans and Democrats can find common ground on: Nickleback rocks!

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@jambenderj If we gave them money they would only waste it on healthcare and education.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@FightTimeNow @GovParsonMO The family resemblance is uncanny.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

This kind of behavior is very unbecoming and unladylike. Remember when if you didn't have anything nice to say you didn't say anything at all?

[Jim Carroll @coloneljimbo]

@TessYocom @StlPoliticClips This is muckraking at its worst!! @JackCoatar Attempting common sense solutions is pro working family

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Jack Coatar is very brave to reach across the isle and support Republican views.

[puppetpaul.bsky.social @puppetpaul]

Who is Jack Coatar? #stl #vote

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Jane Dueker is brave enough to work across the isle. Only with leadership like hers will Missouri achieve our goal of having an undertrained police officer in every school guarding every non bianary bathroom

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

I will not rest until they pay their $4.75

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Fines for Missouri polluters to be hidden from public under law backed by Parson https://t.co/AA0qartJQP

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@RepKeriIngle I have a bit of a headache.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Republicans understand that we need more cops and more guns to fight this out if control traffic violence.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@STLDanni Lol

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@STLDanni Increasing police pay will allow them to have a variety if weapons to shoot dogs with. Good move Danni. We loooooovee a good dog shootin' hootenanny.

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

Y'all worried about a Grietens win when Schmitt is 10x as bonkers and more likely to win. TO THE CAPITOL, ERIC!

[Governor Mike Parson (parody) @GuvParsonMO]

@Dave_Matter That was your big chance to take a pellet for your family and you just cowered didn't you?

[Jeff Rakestraw @RakestrawJeff]

Meeting the Pope is a big deal, but not everyone can afford a properly tailored suit.