Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot®

I enjoy exfoliating and soft breezes.

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@SSebs7 @RollingStone You seem really sentient. Can you even undo your trousers before bed tonight?

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@Squir2025 @RollingStone You ok there? Huge following.

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@derrickvanorden @RebeccaforWI @actblue You’re a little, little, ugly man, Derrick. Not sure if you were born with disturbing deficiencies as a human being or if life twisted you into this. Either way, pretty sad.

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@Troy_Edgar @Sec_Noem @realDonaldTrump You really, really, REALLY stunk up the place in your interview today. Never heard a public official so blatantly demonstrate being utterly over their head and incompetent. Holy shit. Whoever you are, you sold whatever soul you had left when you joined this regime.

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@SewerSocialism I did indeed ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@JDVance I’m so deeply, deeply embarrassed for you. 🤦🏻‍♀️Holy shit. You need a social media coordinator to nip stuff like this in the bud.

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@RepTiffany #ToxicTraitorTommy. I’m so deeply embarrassed for you, and by you. This is already the law and always has been so. Resign, you sad fool.

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@derrickvanorden “Standards” from a professional oral servicer of the felon manic orange spewer of nonsense syllables mixed with risible lies. You get more ridiculous every hour, poor lil Diva Derrick. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@ScottWalker I adore when Scoots lends his deep insight and razor-sharp intellect to international politics. ❤️

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@ScottWalker Yeah, that’s all his fault. 🤦🏻‍♀️How do you unerringly come up with the dumbest shit?

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@derrickvanorden Could you possibly translate your peevish troll drivel into English, Diva Derrrick?

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@kayleighmcenany “Trump showed grace.” Holy mother of god. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@pjdd15 @DanODonnellShow Is a piasco like a piano, or is it an Italian dish?

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@DanODonnellShow Trump is a jabbering spitting loon. Seriously, are you OK, bud?

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@HebrewWing @WisGOP @tammybaldwin Nope. Not that sick or self-hating,

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@WisGOP @tammybaldwin Seriously? What exactly do you want her to say? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@TherealJackM1 @ScottWalker *Their. Why are MAGAts always illiterate?

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@ScottWalker “Beat answer.” Scoots, you SUCK so profoundly at this social media stuff.

[Scott Walker’s Glorious Bald Spot® @GuvsShinySpot]

@WI_RightNow I desperately wish Scooter Walker coulda been there

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@ScottWalker @NEWSMAX Yes, Scoots, he will take advice from one of the most successful POTUS candidates of all time.