guymonbozia

150 lbs of existential dread

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Twitter’s like that ex I forget I dated but reminds me of how annoying I am whenever I see them.

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Muahaha insulting complete strangers on the internet. That’ll solve all my problems 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Took me 3 days to remember why I don’t check twitter.

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@Matty_Ice254 @EonAnglin @harrisonpkent @FFballblast I ReallyTrulyVERYmuch hope this is satire.if not I’m gonna need a graph of acceptable colloquialisms for Harvard grads using football drivel as a twitter based self esteem crutch…and if that shit isn’t in Latin I’ma tell his parents they blew tuition$ &9months on….this dude. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@Haochen76711851 @AesculusGlabra_ @DeathCultUSA @BesDMarx Just jokes my friend. 🙏

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

No shame, I’ll fall out on the floor giggle fit if the impression comes complete with the fatboyslim choreography…

[Nanito @NanosauR]

Me

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@Haochen76711851 @AesculusGlabra_ @DeathCultUSA @BesDMarx Best cult. Us Russian bots get together with US Senators and T. Swift to spend a week in the woods having sex with everything in sight. You should join us sometime. You’d be obsessed with Taylor’s emissions too. 😷

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Pumped just heard I’m gonna get to see @fattonyrap on this tour with @CallHerStoni and @textmerecords team.
Then BLACKDICE the following week. Weeee

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@fattonyrap @MichaelJLaCour Bring Mike to the bayyyyy🏄🏻‍♂️

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@brandermifflin @KisseslikeKay You lack fortitude.

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@hardlycore I should be allowed to RT this.

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Somebody bear maced my bff

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Tomorrow #ninetysixbulls debut at #YARDWORK

[Euro Mike @mike411oak]

Ninety six bulls playing on Saturday at yard work 💣

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

ninety-six bulls record is out!
Free digital download at
https://t.co/Ird7WeKSru

Also streaming all over the place.
https://t.co/AFv8fWUQX9

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

The first ninety-six bulls record drops at midnight tonight:
https://t.co/Ird7WeKSru

#NOTAFLOF #happyfuntimenoiseband

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

Ninetysixbulls on UK podcast ArtRocker radio!
RECORD DROPS FRIDAY! 🏄🏻‍♂️🖤

https://t.co/o8etno3zyW

[guymonbozia @GuyCulver]

@Andy411oak So sorry. That’s awful. Best thoughts to yr family. ❤️