DivorceGuy

RECENTLY DIVORCED

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

Happy belated birthday to everyone! (Sorry I'm going through a divorce)

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

news flash: a hot dog is a CALZONE

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

Zach Braff is a good guy

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

Just finished Scrubs!

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

anyone rewatching scrubs?

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@seanpartyofone the only rage is in my heart. for my dumb ex wife.

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

i used to have a beautiful house with wife and kids. now i’m sitting at an outdoor brewery with my fucking dog.

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@tonyzaret haha! don’t know whats worse at my kids’ bday parties, seeing my ex wife (dumb) or all of the woke lib parents (also dumb). 🤣🤣🤣

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

Even though I am proud to be gay, sometimes i miss my ex-wife and President Trump! #pride

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

May divorce be with you!

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@lizstylo @johncardillo @rromona You too!

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@lloyd4man @TomMuse53 The only Turkey I see there is AOC! Exactly like my ex wife - full of stuffing!
#gayconservative #BidenCrimeFamily #MAGA

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@GovtLeaker @johncardillo Hahaha! Can’t wait until he BERNS out! 😂😂😂

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@TomiLahren @hooray2040 BETO more like BETA! Invasion of democracy is what happened when I married my ex wife (toxic)! #MAGA #gayconservative #BidenCrimeFamily

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@ASavageNation @wynnroar Demoncat , thats what i started calling my ex-wife when she asked me to stop buying porn! 😂😂😂 (it was actually gay porn...but dont tell her! 😂😂😂) #gayconservative #BidenCrimeFamily #MAGA2020 #DemDebate

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@HowleyReporter @MM47821446 Go Tulsi! The closest thing to a reasonable DEMONcrat! The opposite of my ex-wife- a reasonable woman! #MAGA2020

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@Lrihendry @MM47821446 Pocahantos is like my ex wife she doesnt care how she gets the money! DIGUSTING communist! #gayconservative #BidenAndObamaAdmCorruption

[DivorceGuy @GuyDivorce]

@ewarren is just like my ex wife! she wants to take all of your money except unlike my wife you won’t realize you’re gay! #maga #gayconservative #BidenCrimeFamily