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Don’t bother. Not worth the time.

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@YESITS_DANIEL @ccmzjmiv Frying pan/plate, apparently. “The ramen was so hot.” Yeah dude. It’s still simmering in the pan.

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@WUTangKids Good lord, those are hideous. A real lateral move for the Crocs aficionados.

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@Ai_machika @christensoneric @_brinxinx If he had “mirrored exactly” what she’d done, he would’ve mentioned that he’d only be paying for himself ahead of time. I’m not defending it, but saying they did the exact same thing is a misrepresentation.

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@nabakovienne @SupernovaMomma And it’s like $2. A pound of hamburger and a box of pasta for $2? What year does he think it is?

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@SusannahStonhse @saintlennybruce @FiremanHokie @George676511335 @cardamomkiss Weird. I went to public school and the “word salad” is a completely comprehensible statement, and valid point, to me.

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@47AJT @TheCinesthetic YES. Good call.

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@Suzierizzo1 Maybe another pair of sunglasses will calm her down

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@shift_in2_turbo That’s not Ryan Thompson

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@BuddyB04863931 @Horrorview @MikeNellis I’d be very surprised if “everyone” knows his name. People maybe knew his name at the height of his career, but that was a hot minute ago.

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@yance17953250 @Suzierizzo1 Touchdowns?

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@lizzzzzzzzzzy @acolexyz Misused apostrophes are cringe

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@SteelToeScribe @AJSimcox This is the polar opposite of my dad’s drill, where we had to hit the tiny wiffle balls with a sawed off broomstick.

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@MLB @Dbacks Y’all are optimistic, thinking the bottom will be soggy. There’s no way the toppings make it down that far. That’s at least half a bucket of dry, naked chips.

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@Wild_West_Art @MLB Exactly. Nachos should be wide, not deep. Amateurs.

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@CardioFixer I was born and raised in AZ, moved to Texas for 9 years, and now I’m back home in Phoenix.

They can pry “y’all” from my cold, dead hands.

There is no equivalent, let alone superior, term for multiple people of nonspecific gender. Haters can get bent.

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@KristerJohnson You may remember me from such nature films as “Earwigs? Eeew!” and “Man Vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.”

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

The Mariners retired Randy Johnson number. The second 51 retired by the club. First one, being Ichiro

When Ichiro came to Seattle, he wrote a letter to Randy asking if he could wear 51 - Randy said yes without hesitation

“One number. Two players. Representing one team”

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@theo What makes it tiramisu though? Just the cocoa powder?

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@JosiePasses @ok6ixx But it’s not 12-3 as in “from 12:00 to 3:00,” it’s 12-3 as in “we will be arriving at some point between 12:00 and 3:00”. Window, not duration.

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@CelestialBridee @martinetruelove @rousinar It’s not a matter of opinion. An aisle seat does literally give you an escape route. It’s physics.