MashedPotatoGuy

never made it as a wiseman, and I could not cut it as a poor man.

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Are these San Antone nuns in big ole women club? @SHAQ @_CharlesBarkley @TheJetOnTNT

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Totally acceptable to leave the kids & wife home on Mother’s Day for a quick 18, no? Only golf day of the weekend. @bobdoessports @ForePlayPod

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45 is a GOOON! Big. Hairy. Goon. @Return_Of_RB @BarstoolBigCat

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Throw up cold weather! @Return_Of_RB GO HEELS!

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Can’t wait for this guy to be doing Jets post-games. #electricfactory @Barstoolpickem @Return_Of_RB @BarstoolBigCat

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Unreal turf toe job! #MNF

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Roughing the passer calls are the biggest fuck jobs goin. #GoVols @SECNetwork #RivalryWeek

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I mean, @Lane_Kiffin is big time needle mover. I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for this decision! @NCAAFootball @OleMissFB

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These mother fucking CAWS! @elio82 @stoolpresidente

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Marlins man has my brain in a blender. Who does marlins man think he is showing up fashionably late! @BarstoolBigCat

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I do love some chicken wings and baseball.
#Yankees #FTS @PrimeVideo @Yankees @RealMichaelKay

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@BarstoolBigCat I will scream so loud at game 6 if you aren’t ready for these guys. #nomorelockeddoors

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@BarstoolBigCat disappointed with the lack of dumb and dumber courtside coverage. You on dadcat duty?

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Really would love to understand how one becomes a rubber ducky jeep owner.

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Lame ass Kia commercial with Draymond Green.

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“I think DMX had anger issues or something” - my wife. #RIP

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PSA - I’m starting to notice significant variability with the amount of Oil/Vinegar applied to Mike’s Way sandwiches. Tonight’s O/V combo was comparable to great flood of 1927!@jerseymikes #wetbody @BarstoolBigCat @bobdoessports

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8/10 box just felt right there. Touching a lemon and a muffin this morning got the juices flowing. #Derby2025 @elio82

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Somehow this sourdough starter kit is getting yelled at more than me for these days. @betchesluvthis @MarthaStewart @BarstoolBigCat

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Is Happy Harvey-Wheeler day still a thing? @barstoolsports @Mets @Jomboy_