GuyNeauphile

Living out middle-aged dad fantasies. I can’t even believe how I got this lucky. I suppose having a BWC doesn’t hurt.

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@Rossy_winget I gotta kiss myself, I’m so pretty

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This is twisted

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@KimberlyFartt12 Yes we do

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@hardcatmemes Wait, I know him. That’s Lawd He Comin’

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@otokyo__ Where you find that for $60 lol. Thats $100+, easy.

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@Lara_nguyenn Okay

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@NicholeAdamsXXX This makes sm more sense lol. I was picturing you getting scanned and then printed.

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@2nd_zoeyy Super normal

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@ravenunreal Literally anything political.

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@Sarah_VT_ Empty grocery bags

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This good boi has an awesome stick. That someone put a sharp piece of metal on the end isn’t his fault.

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@RetroMoviesDB She was, for sure. But then I just found out Tiffany was hiding the goods all along. Go look up her Playboy spread.

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@kaylatimexo Yes it should. I actually got kink shamed once in a forum for…a different kink.

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@im4realeater Ngl, the lingerie is optional

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@shawzsav Nah. It’s phat.

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@Sparklessxoxo Glorious wow

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@cqcqcqdx Can’t happen on MacOS, just sayin

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@angela0august Ooh, how about about I eat yours while you eat someone else’s?

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@angela0august Same

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@NicholeAdamsXXX 😂🤣😭