Guy Noland

Writer/Comedian

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"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot." - Mark Twain

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Bursting the Anonymous Bubble https://t.co/jOortfPzO3

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Step #1 of the 12 Steps https://t.co/tJphdHi8d6 via @YouTube

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The Serenity Prayer

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Natural selection.

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German Shepherd problems.

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I think ol' Kenny had a stroke...

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@fbsecurity I was hacked. I get the message, "Your account was suspended because your linked Instagram account 6he7keemyku1635rgw doesn't follow our rules." That account is not connected to my IG. I can't even log in to contest this... just keep getting the same message. Help!

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Check out my Gig on Fiverr: provide page by page screenplay analysis https://t.co/eDkydkJ8uB

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https://t.co/FOuqZKRrEL

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https://t.co/qTmZg8Ur6Z

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@MichaelBensonn @overtflow Better learn to defend the guillotine first. 😉

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A buddy of mine had some strange "activity" in his new house, so we called in some friends who are Mediums. What they found was amazing...
https://t.co/atIrX0qtQm

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@howiemandel @howiemandel wildcard = Celia Munoz! 100%!!!

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Hey @aflac the 90’s called, they want their fax machines back. Who am I kidding, if this company is still doing business via FAX, there’s NO WAY they’re on twitter. #oldcrustercompany

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@decider @netflix In a word... "meh."

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My YouTube channel crossed 1k subs! #1kcreator https://t.co/3pKWn7nGRB

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https://t.co/VioHVM4KSM My national tour audition process.

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https://t.co/dRzYvXQVe7 booked my first National Tour! #followyourdreams

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@FedEx guaranteed by noon. HA! What a joke.

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@VirginAtlantic $120 for baggage fees??? Seriously? You’re better than that. #smh #theft