that_quetta_guy

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@_Sofia_Russia_ Всё норм , красавчик !

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@xavierjp__ Bruv, this one hit me deep.

Sending you lots of love and hugs , my G. Have a blessed Eid , inshallah you will have all the happiness in the world 🤝🏻

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@ghauraghaura 4) Only male child who wants to leave but cannot leave as he has to take care of his aging parents

There, added another category

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@Bushra1Shaikh @GBNEWS @DawnNeesom @CarverEmily @Bushra1Shaikh for the win!

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@Cobratate Don't hate, embrace Tate! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@CensoredMen Looks like someone needs the light of Islam

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I check Twitter regularly to remind myself of the level of mental retardation we have achieved as humans. And to remind myself, this is what I DON'T need to become.

Then I go on about my life drinking Sprite mint. Life's good

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@DrLoupis BONK

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@DrLoupis Disgusting. Чо за пидорасы бля

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@ShahzadiRai No such thing as Trans and all that bullshit. It's called intersex

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@sabahbanomalik There are centipedes in Vietnam as big as your arm, and the venom sometimes is enough to kill people. I suggested burning the entire place down just to be safe

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@sabahbanomalik Papaya with honey drizzled on it and lemon juice is where it's at

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@nabeeehaaS You need the light of Islam, my friend

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If you ever need motivation to go and lift, train MMA and do chad level stuff, see this photo everyday.

Someday, we will bring him back from the dark side, brothers

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The tattoo I'm resonating the most with these days ; dehydrated , decaffeinated , de-moneynated, de-dopaminated, but still

ВСЁ ХОРОШО! (🇷🇺: Everything is fine)

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HR: I’ve never heard of your university, doesn’t seem famous or credible..

My brain: *My university was built when your great ancestor was still polishing British boots*

Me: Yes it was a Soviet university built in 1899, a bit retro yes.
#Polytech #Политех

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Relative: Are those tattoos real?

Me: As real as your neglect for your middle child. Would you like another cup of tea?

Relative :

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My aunt thinks I should work in the government and get a “real” job.

Alrighty then, let’s see if the government can deliver my burger, my groceries , and book my taxis .

My aunt should sip some “Shut-the-fuck-up” tea. Comes in great many flavours 🫖💁🏻‍♂️
#QuettaBoyProblems

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A guy in my village, who was disabled and in a wheelchair, eloped with a girl taller, and older than him. She literally wheel-chaired his ass to free love.

Fellas, send her that “Hey!”

If Sanaullah Love-Wheelz can do it , so can you!
#JustPashtunThings

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Confusing Pakistani words 101

Smart ➡️ someone skinny

Healthy(halthy)➡️ someone thicc

Sober ➡️ someone who is decent

Shooter ➡️ someone super fast

Film ➡️ someone who cancels plans last minute

Mewniz ➡️Mayonnaise