Guy Vanda Jnr

I KNOW THINGS THAT WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO A LOONY BIN.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@kibetclint_ Once you see those green wellington boots, know it's somewhere around Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

You are allowed to be stupid every day and foolish too if you want to be but don't be stupid or foolish on the election day.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Kirinyaga Woman Representative Njeri Maina and Senator Kamau Murango are solid people. But you already knew that. They stopped by the office today to share thoughts on what we must do to unite the country and especially the opposition, for us to return our nation to democratic governance in 2027. Mbele kuzuri.

[Lauren Lahm @LahmLauren]

Watching hio clip rais Ruto akisema ati kuna watu huko social media wanasema wataamua kura ya rais...to cut the short story long, kumbe Mzee huona hizi online polls akiokota 8%😂😂🙌

[James @MrJamesKe]

Tutam Battalion should listen to this at least 3 times a day!

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

After every two years, Miguna Miguna chooses who will carry the blame for his abduction, torture, and deportation. For now it is Edwin Sifuna. Funny character that one!

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Unalia kwa kanisa halafu unaua ukipewa kiti! - Bible on one hand, butcher on the other hand!

Lazima tuwakumbushe hizi maneno!

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@StandardKenya My uncle once told me he feared writers the most. I asked why. He replied, “Because they can expose your character with such precision that even you won’t recognise yourself, but everyone else will.”

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@zackomondijr @waluwande Hakuna development Ruto ame equalize, Omondi. If Ruto wins in 2027, God forbid! he'll hand over power to Ndindi Nyoro in 2032 and there is nothing your people will do about it with your 'equalized developments'.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

This message should reach Kalonzo Musyoka and his minions.

[Muthoni Wa Muthomo @WanjuguGM]

Okay, who in this world takes political advice from Kalonzo 😂😂😂😂

Kalonzo ameshikiliwa na corrupt Wavinya Ndeti, we are not the same!

Christian manipulation is back and this time from Kalonzo's tuff.

Anyway, Sifuna the 6th

[Nefret Bey @nefretbeyi]

Dedem gözlüğümü şarja taktığımı gördü. Yakında o kabloyu götünüze de sokacaksınız dikkat edin diyo.

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@sholard_mancity Why would Sudan allow that. The whole of Khartoum would experience a Nepal-like flash flood.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

Ruto wants to create a nation of maids and bus drivers. Not scientists, innovators, philosophers, writers, world class entrepreneurs. He will be remembered for destroying a country for MONEY.

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@MigunaMiguna You are arguably the biggest coward your generation has produced, preaching revolution from the comfort of Canada. You can’t even muster the confidence to confront your receding hairline. Revolutionary on the internet, spectator in real life.

[Selâmi Haktan @slmhktn]

🔴ABD'nin Teksas eyaletinde bir öğretmen kamera karşısında ağladı.
“17-18 yaşlarındaki öğrencilerim iki kısa paragrafı bile okuyamıyor”

➖Bu sırada Çin'de eğitim gören öğrenciler...

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

If you want to hide anything from me put in in Ruto’s speech.

[Moraa keen🇰🇪 @moraakeen]

My take; South Africans ain't Xenophobic, they are fighting actual issues that should be addressed. Their government has failed them.

Let them fight the system.

Am sorry for thinking that you guys are Xenophobic. I also fell into that propaganda trap.

My apologies to South Africans.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Affordable housing achieved only 1.4% of its sales target in the year to June 2026, collecting Sh212 million against a Sh15 billion target.

Most buyers opted for rent to own, meaning the government receives payments over time instead of upfront cash.