Guy Schiavi

draw good. write ok. eat like shit.

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Instagram be like “imagine if there was a page dedicated to people picking their nose and eating their boogers in traffic.”

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@Ashy_slashee

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@Ashy_slashee True Romance

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I don’t need a partner to comfort me when I’m sick. I need a partner who notices how much NyQuil I drink after 12am and understands that my alarms are now powerless. My employment status is completely in her hands.

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Road Boner

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@THINGEO I have that shirt.

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People did so much coke in the 70s their couches tried to bury themselves.

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@mikerainey82 Proxy Brown

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@mikerainey82 Ham Grier

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No matter how off track you may feel, there’s a married person with 3 kids, 2 teslas, and a beach house observing your chaotic life from afar who would trade places with you in a second.

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@jverona77 “This guy hates cans!”

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@jverona77 “Check out the big brain on Brad!”

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@ryanlfoster_ Top bunk

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The bartender won’t tell me what to do with this cup of pee.

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So glad I live next to a tree that hosts a 5hour open mic for birds.

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@Apple can you take all the personal data you’ve been collecting from our devices and make a feature that tells us live odds/percentages of dropping dead? Or just message me mine.

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@ryanlfoster_ A Baby is like a blue check mark for your hog.

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@MattWallace888 Brand new Fire extinguishers.

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@barstoolsports @ForePlayPod Double or nothing?

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@jverona77 With the next housing market bubble collapse looming, a suicide nook is a must have feature in all new construction homes.