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please get some rest. he/haw

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That last tweet is 100% fact, my dad used to a date Hanna-Barbera and things actually got pretty serious until they had a disagreement over whether or not Barney Rubble Rubble could really pull Betty Rubble.

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Scooby-Doo was originally titled “Scuba-Doo” about a dog that solved underwater crimes, but Hanna-Barbera scoffed at such a stupid idea of a dog that had a SCUBA certification, so instead they put him on land and gave him the ability to talk with a speech impediment.

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Cont’d: this profile and/or its contents.

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I do not give Facebook or Meta permission to use my photos, information, messages, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this - cont’d

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Can you imagine going into a coma on 9/12/01? And then you wake up in 2026 and it’s like, hey, whatever happened with that whole New York thing?!? And what’s TikTok??

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Imagine if you went into a coma on 9/11/01. One minute you’re watching top notch terrorism. The next minute it’s Halloween and you don’t even have a costume planned

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Imagine if you went into a coma on 9/10/01 and then you woke up the next morning and went to school like a fucking idiot. Hey IDIOT. SCHOOLS CANCELLED. THERE WAS A PLANE CRASH YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

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DMX DIED??!!

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Wait. It’s called X now??

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May the 6th be with you.

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What’s everyone’s favorite Big Bad Voodoo Daddy song?

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What’s everyone’s favorite part of Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield? Mines the part where it’s like STARRRING. AT THE BLANK PAGE. BEFORE YOUUU. OPEN UP THE DIRTY WINNNNDOW

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Dropping’ the brown Cosby kids in the Cleveland pool if ya know what I mean

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3/7: I’m gonna take a shower now. Get my head right. Take the time to think about everything. I hope when I get out things are different. Because I know things could be so good for us if we just tried. If we just got notifications of tweets from one another. I really do love you

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2/7: You don’t HAVE TO have notifications set for me but when we first got together and you said you would make sure you liked all my tweets and would retweet I thought it was real. But maybe I’m not enough for you. Maybe it’s all a joke. A facade. Cont’d

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Starting to think you guys don’t have notifications set for when I tweet and that really bums me out. I do my best. I give it everything I got. And I feel like I’m talking to a wall sometimes. This isn’t how I thought it would be. It’s not how I thought we’d grow together. Cont’d

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I dated Zendaya for about 8 months before she got together with Spider-Man 3 and she always said she hated spiders. Women are such liars sometimes. #spiders #PeterParker #PeterParkour #YouforyaHBO

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Kissed a frog and instead of him turning into a prints. A zebra prints. #hot #sexy #hotnsexy #smut

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Loved John Stamps as Uncle Jesse in Full House S1-S4 but when he started dating Rebecca you could tell he was just in it for the hot hook-ups and that’s not what Full House was about. #JohnStamps @JohnStamos

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On Season 2 of Yo Mama and this show keeps getting better and better. A lot of good Yo Mama jokes