That last tweet is 100% fact, my dad used to a date Hanna-Barbera and things actually got pretty serious until they had a disagreement over whether or not Barney Rubble Rubble could really pull Betty Rubble.
Scooby-Doo was originally titled “Scuba-Doo” about a dog that solved underwater crimes, but Hanna-Barbera scoffed at such a stupid idea of a dog that had a SCUBA certification, so instead they put him on land and gave him the ability to talk with a speech impediment.
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Can you imagine going into a coma on 9/12/01? And then you wake up in 2026 and it’s like, hey, whatever happened with that whole New York thing?!? And what’s TikTok??
Imagine if you went into a coma on 9/11/01. One minute you’re watching top notch terrorism. The next minute it’s Halloween and you don’t even have a costume planned
Imagine if you went into a coma on 9/10/01 and then you woke up the next morning and went to school like a fucking idiot. Hey IDIOT. SCHOOLS CANCELLED. THERE WAS A PLANE CRASH YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
What’s everyone’s favorite part of Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield? Mines the part where it’s like STARRRING. AT THE BLANK PAGE. BEFORE YOUUU. OPEN UP THE DIRTY WINNNNDOW
3/7: I’m gonna take a shower now. Get my head right. Take the time to think about everything. I hope when I get out things are different. Because I know things could be so good for us if we just tried. If we just got notifications of tweets from one another. I really do love you
2/7: You don’t HAVE TO have notifications set for me but when we first got together and you said you would make sure you liked all my tweets and would retweet I thought it was real. But maybe I’m not enough for you. Maybe it’s all a joke. A facade. Cont’d
Starting to think you guys don’t have notifications set for when I tweet and that really bums me out. I do my best. I give it everything I got. And I feel like I’m talking to a wall sometimes. This isn’t how I thought it would be. It’s not how I thought we’d grow together. Cont’d
I dated Zendaya for about 8 months before she got together with Spider-Man 3 and she always said she hated spiders. Women are such liars sometimes. #spiders#PeterParker#PeterParkour#YouforyaHBO
Loved John Stamps as Uncle Jesse in Full House S1-S4 but when he started dating Rebecca you could tell he was just in it for the hot hook-ups and that’s not what Full House was about. #JohnStamps@JohnStamos