G U Y S L E Y

Hitting dingers

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

He’s in unreal form

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

We’ve got a whole summer of this shit 🫤

[Samantha Dudley @InspiredByJM]

The sport isn’t popular in America but the Americans that do watch it probably know more about the sport than the average football fan in any other country because we actually have to seek it out intentionally where as the rest of the world is born into it

[Marc with a C @MarcWilliams22]

Got France in the sweepstake

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Never has a man needed to touch grass more than this fella

[The Noise @TheNoiseYoutube]

🚨 BREAKING?

I'm pretty certain I've figured out who Newcastle's imminent front of shirt sponsor is.

Not proud of how I found this 🤣 some real crazy ex, stalker-type detective work…

I found Newcastle's Head of Partnership Development on LinkedIn and noticed that exactly 1 month before the KNOX training ground deal was announced, he had liked a post from KNOX.

So I used that as a blueprint 👀
Checked his recent liked posts - BARQ, HUMAIN and WHOOP stood out. After digging into each, I ruled out BARQ and HUMAIN for various reasons.

WHOOP kept stacking up so I looked further into them.

Newcastle are already connected to a company called IMG via a company we have a partnership with - Endeavor Streaming - IMG are a global sports marketing company who have previously operated in the same commercial ecosystem as WHOOP and are used by football clubs to partner companies with them for deals such as this, essentially outsourcing finding a sponsor.

On top of that, WHOOP have just signed partnerships with PSG and Al Nassr - they're aggressively pushing into elite football right now.

I then found an X account - let's call them "Genuine ITK" - A well established NUFC associated account; the type to genuinely get info like this early. Checked their following list. Two notable company follows: KNOX & WHOOP 👀

There's a site where you can check the 5 most recently followed accounts on any public Instagram profile. Checked "Genuine ITK"s IG account on there.

Their 2 most recent follows? WHOOP and WHOOP's CEO.

WHOOP as Newcastle's front of shirt sponsor for 2026/27. I could be completely wrong but I've never been more confident about anything NUFC related in my life 🤣

🖤🤍 #NUFC

[Uri Levy @Levyninho]

75 out of the 1,248 players who will play in the upcoming World Cup were born in France, but will represent other national teams.

Together with France’s own squad, that’s almost 100 players in the tournament who were born in France. That’s about 8% of all World Cup players. Insane.

There is no other country that produces more national team players in this tournament than France. Most of them, by the way, come from Paris and its suburbs.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Once he hit the squat for the crow I was locked the fuck in.

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

@Wakefield90 I hope he’s better than his dad 🤣

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Paul…Okon?

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

SQUAD CONFIRMED: Introducing your CommBank #Socceroos who will represent Australia at the #FIFAWorldCup 🇦🇺

Congratulations, lads! Go do us all proud 💚💛

📰 All the info: https://t.co/F1kuReZlxM

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

@Jase0909 In a heartbeat, but it’s rare these guys with stock as high as his, walk away from more money

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Took a pay cut?!?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🦅 BREAKING: Marco Silva agrees to become new Benfica manager, here we go!

Silva leaves Fulham and signs contract until June 2028 plus option until 2029 at Benfica reducing salary to fight for titles.

Back to Portugal after 10 years, wanted by both Rui Costa and Mario Branco.

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Hahahahahaha dear god

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The US ‘Ultras’ are ready for the World Cup…🇺🇸

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

‘I didn’t know the rules’ 🤣

Throw the book at this guy @FA

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A personal message from Head Coach, Tonda Eckert.

[Finchy @DanFinchy3]

I bet Jordan Henderson clapped

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

This did not go well for him

[Matt Knowles 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @knowlesm]

Another Farke masterclass in managing young talent. #lufc

[Johnny Venerable @JohnnyVenerable]

There are layers and levels to the NFL.

One team in the NFC West is trading for Myles Garrett.

Another is having a public contract dispute with Jacoby Brissett.

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

We saw some fella running people over at the Liverpool parade, there’s wrong uns everywhere

[Molly @mollyellengx]

Arsenal fans having the most to say about Scousers, tell me why I've seen grown men punching woman in the head at this parade?

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Recognition of how unbelievably shit his predecessor was

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Premier League vote Senne Lammens as PL Signing of the Season. 🇧🇪

🇧🇷 João Pedro
🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka
🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki
🇫🇷 Adrien Truffert
🇸🇪 Viktor Gyökeres
🇧🇪 Senne Lammens
🇬🇭 Antoine Semenyo
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

#MUFC goalkeeper wins. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Don’t do it @LUFC he’s awful

[Just Saints @JustSaints_]

🚨 Aaron Ramsdale is set to return to #SaintsFC after a season long loan at Newcastle — no deal agreed for him to remain at present moment with Newcastle looking at other goalkeepers.

[via @lee_ryder]

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

LS18’s finest

[Leeds United @LUFC]

👏 Following his retirement from football, everyone at Leeds United congratulates James Milner on an outstanding career and wishes him all the very best for the future

[G U Y S L E Y @Guysley]

Beckford in any other shirt at ER

[kaley @kalec55]

gk barry in soccer aid is absolutely sending me 😭