Guzma's Mom

It's your boy Guzma's mother!
I'm the mother of (RUMOURED) small time criminal but (PROVEN) big time best son, Guzma.

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

It's great having a bug trainer as a son until you wake up stuck to the ceiling by a hungry Ariados and you have work in the morning.

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@YaBoyforPrez Mother never forgets~

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@YaBoyforPrez You've been playing with Photoshop, dear? At least you aren't pasting your face on Channing Tatum's abs again!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@Uncle_Grimsley I love the band Aerosmith!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@Berserkuitry Sure you are dear

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@Berserkuitry That's a grown up word, dear. You'll learn about it when you're older.

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE You always make my year, sweetie!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@Uncle_Grimsley I went through this with Guzma. He'll grow out of it

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@YABOIGRUNTA Ice Cream

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE I hope it goes well for you, dear!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE Well, as long as you're doing honest work and being a good boy!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE Does he seem like a nice man?

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE Oh, that's nice. Who?

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE You... You actually got a job? You're working honest work?

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE @RoyallySpooked Oh, that's great, dear!
... Where'd you get the money for that?

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@SKULLGANGORDlE @RoyallySpooked Ooh, what are you doing, dear? Are you giving out... Presents?

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@YABOIGRUNTA @Mallow_ePlants @Uncle_Grimsley @PowHau CHILDREN DON'T NEED THE SUCC!!!1

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@Uncle_Grimsley @PowHau You're only a child! You're not old enough for these naughty thoughts!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@golisopod_txt I love your father to. He's the best baby boy.

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

Merry Christmas to most of you!

[Guzma's Mom @GuzmaMomma]

@hikerdavid_edex Are you? My eyesight is acting up again.