Madyson Guzman

I am the proverbial misconception of human life.

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

“I’m a little messed up”
-yoga grinch

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@KrysCozart Rude.

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@KdotTheKyd Right?!

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 never read truer words

[kW ⚡️ @KdotTheKyd]

expert at making mama extremely angry by making stupid decisions and telling her all about them in full cinematic detail bc im bored✌🏽😙

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

Today has been a full on garbage fire.

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

@InaciaArpin Yes please !! 🙌🏼

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@maddie_goodrich He clearly doesn't understand who he's dealing with. How rude.

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

@maddie_goodrich Of course you do. You deserve it queen.

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

Between yesterday and today I'm working 20 hrs and I'm about over it. I can't handle ppl being rude today so let's hope everyone is peachy or they might be catching my hands and I'll be catching charges 🤣

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

If you want a consistent friendship you need to be consistent....

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

Can we just skip to the end of the day? I have 3 more hours at work and I just want a joint and glass of whiskey.

[Gina @FlorioGina]

If masks save lives, why aren’t they saving lives?

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

And just like that we're at the age that buying houses, having babies, and being financially stable are the only goals.... That went by quickly.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

https://t.co/zHa7UriOdv sicko part deux

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If you voted Democrat you better not even think about bitching about lockdowns, higher taxes or lack of basic freedom. You did this.

[Cozy @KrysCozart]

Democrats: “Trump is an Authoritarian! He’s the biggest threat to our democracy”
Kate brown: I want you to call the cops on your neighbors if they violate my 6 person order.

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

Putting out good energy, big moves might be made today.

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This one.. this is it for me

[that's so rosa @YeeahRosie]

@iRoyGBiv

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

@maddie_goodrich @KrysCozart This whole conversation had me laughing because it's too real. Those were the days.

[Madyson Guzman @GuzmanMadyson]

Walkin' down the block, with a glock you finna get shot, na na na na na na na