I can never curb my innate jealousy for a group of absolute fucking heroes heading off on holiday or a sporting event, and getting totally shitfaced at a ridiculously early hour and carrying on the rest of the day.
I look at them in awe and envy and wonder where my life’s gone.
Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $204,500,000,000
Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $196,000,000,000
Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $170,400,000,000
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25
Three words: tax the rich.
When I was at raves off my tits on E in the 90’s, hugging strangers like they were long lost sisters and brothers, I never dreamt that several years down the line we’d be sniping at each other on social media over pish that nobody really gives much of a fuck about.
Progress!