Topher Calder

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I'm back in charge and will continue to not post things, y'know AFTER I post this one. Why do I still have a twitter account?

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The most out of place thing I've seen in a while; a random ad-banner for the LDS church on ThePirateBay. If that's not ironic its damn close

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Nuked my laptop's hdd yesterday, loaded on windows 7 ultimate and its running better than the new install of vista from the manufacturer did

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I have a new favorite Latin phrase: "Nomen mihi Legio est, quia multi sumus" Google it ya lazy bastids

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I'M OFF THE BOAT (But still no cell phone till late tomorrow)

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I'M ON A BOAT!

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but a really NORMAL deathbot designer......

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That's actually not true, I actually thought I'd be designing death robots for the military.

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Y'know, when I was a kid, I kinda thought I'd be normal by now...

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It would be great if everyone in the world forswore violence forever... then I could conquer the whole fucking thing with a butter knife

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The best advice I ever got came from a car repair manual, "Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear."

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@Burnluckyfire bought one of those green nicotine kits... I think i'm gonna give up real cigs completely for these e-cigs.

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Week of debauchery has thrown my internal clock against my internal wall. I just want my brain to shut up and let me sleep.

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Only in this bizarro world does 'dinner is at six' mean the meat isn't hitting the grill till 7:30

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Tired as shit from pretending to be a mule, kinky i know.

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I now understand why we used to burn mathmatitions as witches.

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Trying to kill a coworker via telepathy

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I am planning on only posting lies on here... forever