Thor

“Noticed you’ve copied my beard.”

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix “Quite. But, nicer now that I’m hanging out with you.”

Thor’s mind blanked for a second. Did he really just say that? Thoughts raced across his mind at the dozens of better things that he could have said instead of something that he had thought to be cheesy.

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix I JUST CRAVE PASTA

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

i want food.

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

[Text to @starlordmix]

hel yeah. see you then ;)

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

[Text to: @starlordmix]

there’s a bar a few blocks away from my house. want me to pick you up?

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

[Text to: @starlordmix]

hey dancing man, still up for drinks?

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix omw dancing man

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix i heard bar trip

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@captainfaIc N O, you are better 🙄🙄

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@captainfaIc if you’re going to be so pushy about it then fine, i’ll take you to an amusement park someday

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

there’s a snake in my backyard im gonna go pet it

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@captainfaIc i disagree, you’re a better one 🙄

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix arms are open

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

spare healthy relationship with love and support

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix so friendly sass

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@starlordmix was that sass

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@captainfaIc well im worrying so

[Thor @GxdOfBread]

@captainfaIc mhm you’re a great friend too 🙄