❛ My sarcasm is in good taste. ❜
— Arthur Kirkland —
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@burburNfries [ Angry huff. ]
Hush.
A suit and tie, preferably. That would be the best, in my opinion…
[ He proceeded to tell Alfred what size he wore. Small waist… Whore. ]
[ Dear Lord All Mighty, he hates that it’s come to this.
He’s tapping @burburNfries on the shoulder. ]
I need you to do me a favor.
[ It’s a very unfavorable situation. Since when do angels look to demons for help? ]
@burburNfries [ He opened his mouth to say something, but quickly shut it. Damn it all, this demon was right.
He just grumbled softly. ]
I could also walk away from the conversation and ignore you.
[ With that, he turned on his heel and crossed his arms over his chest. Angy. ]
@burburNfries /Babe?/
I beg your pardon?
Do not call me that. Ever.
[ He made a disgusted face in response to that last part. ]
Goodness, you are absurd.
@burburNfries I didn’t ask.
Quit staring at me like that, you scoundrel.
We aren’t meant to be speaking anyway, are we? Given…
[ Gesturing his wrist in a circle like he was addressing all of Alfred. ]
Whatever you have going on here.
@mapIeklsses Nonsense, it’s quite beautiful.
[ Arthur said with a smile, admiring just how Matthieu wrote his name. ]
Your handwriting is lovely, there’s no need to doubt it.
[ Hm… He decided to draw a little polar bear head next to Matthieu’s name. ]
@mapIeklsses Why, thank you.
[ Arthur let out a soft, yet shy laugh. ]
I appreciate it. I’ve… Had /plenty/ of time to practice.
[ Hm… He decided to pause on his work for now and just. Get a spare sheet of paper and write Mattie’s name in his handwriting! ]