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Stopped in for a pint at the Boston pizza on front & John st in the beautiful 6ix 666666 (Ryan j) and became boys with the lovely Hindu manager. Good conversation which I do not fully understand and potential free pints. Great start to my Friday evening #trudeauclutched

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Earth wind fire dance tonight boogie wonderland u fucking pussy yute. Breaking out the Japanese ninja bedside table assassin for the evening. But in all seriousness, ROCK THE CASBAH ROCK THE CASBAH #lockuphakimi

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Games over. When do they start scissoring?

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#1 pussy faggot:

Alfonz Davies
Hakimi (no consent)
Craig button

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Hope Canada wins but my god soccer is gay. Little tap on the foot and the Moroccan goalie (Quebec born thx buddy) grabs his head like he just soaked a pill Zub style FIFA needs to figure this out cuz this sport is almost as homo as the chick named George who cashed me out at LCBO

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Marcellus cousin sporting the goth monk look live on ESPN 8 the ocho. If I wasn’t 20/20 it’s possible Pernell-Karl could be mistaken for your grade 6 lesbian art teacher. #NHLplayoffs

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Hey what’s up how are ya It’s been a while - by Staind

Cut the shit is Artem Zuby Zuby Zub alright? Word on the street is he was ripping grocery stick for the back half of the game. Prayers up to my boy Habimana from Rwanda who had Zub over soaks. Tough beat, and still no water

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Shitty start to the week man just failed my G test making me fork over another 92 bones to retake. Got into it with my instructor after she gave me the bad news. I said let me see you drive, how can I know ur even qualified to assess my skills. She told me to kick rocks. Thats ⚾️

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@CodyBrownBets Cody u legend. Father of 1 but still giving out locks for the community. Colts ML and a diaper change. Absolute saint. Love ya cody browns picks

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@PoucePapa @abendytendy Nothing worse than a French Canadian. Nobody likes you guys or your shitty annoying accent. Fuck off back to Trois Rivières pussy

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@GregGreg7070 @rgfray1 @BarstoolBigCat Saying Jimenez is the worst hitter in baseball, when Andy Pages is literally playing in the same game with a 0.08 batting average is fucking hilarious😹

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For his sanity and well being please send Ja’Maar on a one way flight to the Gaza Strip. Has to be a more enjoyable experience than doing cardio while Jake Browning plays qb like a coked up retard. Can’t even get Ja’Maar 40 clicks… #PuntingWhileDown25With3MinsLeft #PussyMove

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Saturday night sched:
1. Hammer lays
2. Hammer beers
3. Slurs
4. Smack lays
5. Eat some leftover lasagna out of the garbage (dust ricotta)
6. More slurs
My god I love a good Saturday evening

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Feels like an Edwin kinda day

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Pray for my boy Mohammed. Statistically speaking his name is most likely Mohammed. So praying for my young dawg Mo, lowkey got sewered by the du Maurier reds, tough start to the game of life. Give this little fella an uno reverse card to throw at his rents. Unacceptable behavior

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“I saw a bear the other day. And a lot of cum” is something I heard someone say 2 minutes ago and I’m not sure what that means or entails. #wheat #kings & #pretty #things

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One minute you’ve gotten yourself into a bar scrap give this sick beauty one in the temple. Next thing u know it’s some broad u went to high school withs bf and u let him give u one back in the temple in the alleyway. Mere minutes later u are sharing an espresso martini together

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God damn it man, as much as I want to scissor kick Mitch the bitch in the mouth and plow his smoke wife, I cant help but feel sad watching the 20 min highlight tape the NHL account posted. Coming to the realization I cant bet Marner assist every night is a sickening dick kick

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At chucks with the boys, can smell Jenn’s pussy from a mile away, Courtney putting in overtime at the Pur Gold. Doesn’t get much better than this. #summer

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@deemawf @BobbySeiwell @BarstoolBigCat Classic small brained yankee can only comprehend large men putting ball in basket. Enjoy the 2nd round blowouts in the association Drew