Gyan

This space for rent. Reasonable rates.

[Gyan @GyanS]

@BobGolen That puts me in mind of this classic Goon Show bit on telling the time

[Gyan @GyanS]

@JSCarroll Reminds me of a story novelist Margaret Atwood told. She was at a party talking to a brain surgeon who said he was thinking of writing a novel when he retired. She said “That’s a coincidence. I’m thinking of trying my hand at a bit of brain surgery when I retire”

[Gyan @GyanS]

@dietofworm @ComputerLove_ Sorry it was many years ago I downloaded a collection of short pieces by her. No idea where from.

[Gyan @GyanS]

@akellyucc I thought he was meant to be religious. What happened to "Blessed are the cheesemakers" ?

[Julia Proofreader @ProofreadJulia]

Chaucer on old age.

[John Cusack @johncusack]

'No Propaganda on Earth Can Hide the Wound That Is Palestine: Arundhati Roy's PEN Pinter Prize Acceptance Speech https://t.co/AqIB2l1pqe

[Gyan @GyanS]

@dontattempt Kim Jong-Un claimed to have gotten 18 holes in 1 playing one round of golf. Perhaps we could call it a Kimjo.

[Gyan @GyanS]

@becross2 @hughriminton Gawler bypass was an accident prone sretch in SA. For a while they were using roadside cardboard picture police officers holding a speed radar gun. Looked quite realistic until you got close. Somehow I don’t think this picture of a speed camera is going to fool anyone though 😃

[Gyan @GyanS]

@wnbooks My guess is yes

[Gyan @GyanS]

@OzKitsch Tik Tok before the internet
https://t.co/wq81iiWsV3

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

Suitably batshit: Apparently the City of Sydney employs an official Town Crier.

The current one has held the job for almost 50 years, having started filling in at the "Old Sydney Town" theme park, where he was so popular he was poached by the actual city to do the job for real

[Gyan @GyanS]

@Rainmaker1973 Not sure they nailed Ned Flanders. He looks like Bryan Cranston from the Trumbo movie

[Gyan @GyanS]

@6NewsAU He’s just avoidng the important issues such as when you buy a 200g bag of potato chips does the 200g include the weight of the air in the bag

[Gyan @GyanS]

@BobGolen I’m going to change my name to Imaginary Friends before I go on holiday. I’ll save a bundle.

[Gyan @GyanS]

The algorithm doing God’s holy work

[Gyan @GyanS]

@HistoryInPics Are you sure you don’t didn’t mean dollar store wigs from the 1970’s

[Gyan @GyanS]

@BriarBush A bus shelter near where I was living - some dastardly person had graffitied “Are you SURE youu switched the iron off ? “

[Gyan @GyanS]

@akellyucc In high school our science textbook had a section on food and nutrition with a picture of chocolate coated ants for reasons I can’t remember

[Gyan @GyanS]

@Sidi_Shaban @jenselw1 @LibyaLiberty A bit of background on the JCA.

https://t.co/Ho3N7f4RaN