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9 brexit lads tearing up clubs

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@tancell_ben liking all these tweets 😍😍

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it appears that our admin made the minor error of blocking @mroppressed10 we sincerely apologise and hope this doesn’t affect the relationship between club and player

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despite a great last push, the opposition couldn’t quite get the goal they deserved 😔

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@packpoast The meat …

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it is with great delight that our world renowned make a wish keeper Joshua Conner Russell have been relieved of his duties at the club today. This completes a successful and great day for the club on and off the pitch 👊

[CMFC™️ @GylfisUnder12s]

despite a great half of football, the club are again regret to inform the fans of more highly inappropriate (😊) Racismo toward members of the playing staff and their wags. We do not condone this at CMFC 👊

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@garryarteta great song by kanye

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It’s come to the clubs attention that an unnamed player has taken to misogynistic and vulgar language in an incident earlier this evening, we at CMFC are appalled and shocked by this (🤥) and will not stand for it 👊

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@samgroom23

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that 2 clean sheets in a row feeling 🕺

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Another clean sheet for pot 🥰

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Paul Pot has kept a clean sheet 😍😍

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Kai Jones’ time as our number 1

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Roster Update: We have waived Derrick Favors and Kahlil Whitley.

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Now in some more good news the club are delighted with how trialist Rohan Chatterjee played in his first 5 games for the club are excited to be bringing him back for the season 🔥

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After some tough talks with head office its with a heavy heart that our famous goalkeeper Kai jones is retiring from football. In a length statement to the playing staff Kai had this to say:

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“After a difficult conversation with my closest family and friends I have deceived to make the impossible decision and retire from the beautiful game. I’ve had to listen to my body and the abuse I’ve received and I will now be retiring and moving on from Curreh Crunchers”

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Thanks for the laughs Kai but it’s time to go!

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not good enough 😡

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@samgroom23 struggling to come to an agreement on personal terms, trying to get a translator

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The club are excited to announce the signing of Rohan Chatterjee to the club on a pay as you pay deal #welcomeraz