Gym Statue

I've been here for a while.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

What kind of fucking idiot brings flying type Pokemon to an electric type gym? Zap zap motherfucker

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

Brock has been arrested again for hitting on his underage challengers.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

Gary Oak bribes the gym leaders, with cheerleaders.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

Just bet the other gym statue 10,000 Pokèdollars that Ash would lose to Sabrina, i'm going to be so high tonight

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

The guy next to me wants to give you a Fresh Water.
Just a hint, it's not a Fresh Water.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

I swear if I wasn't made of stone I'd fucking kill you all

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

I guess health and safety laws don't apply in Pokèmon gyms... Skyla just shot someone into a wall, they are bleeding. Send help.

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I hate Whitney's gym. She only listens to Rock-and-Rollout.

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Nice Pikachu, it'd be a shame if, the gym leader used ground types.

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Fishing for a fuck to give.

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I can't see a fucking thing

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

And that's the 5th challenger to suffocate in Burgh's honey walls this week.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

You've been in this gym five times already, just stop.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

I'm not high enough for this shit

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

Sometimes I like to think I'm a Rhydon, other times a Kangaskhan.

[Gym Statue @GymStatue]

Chikorita? Rookie Mistake.