Would've Been Safer in the Womb

Self-Loathing Aspiring Corpse |
Sunday Morning Shitpost

[Would've Been Safer in the Womb @Gynzer27]

@Bobuddy4

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Lol, at getting a finalized divorce notice on the exact day that we got married.

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106.5 hours of work in 13 days. Like, I don't get the grind mindset. Maybe it would be different if I could treat myself after doing this.

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Leave it to Discover to threaten me with court when I'm at my absolute worst.

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@banterwithb You had to be there

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My favorite part of living here is that my glucose sensors cost me 50 bucks a month and they almost always fall off before they're expired because it's so damn humid and I work on my feet all day.....

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@dreadpiratehera that's hilarious

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There's this bat that lives in my neighborhood that I occasionally see when on my porch. Tonight this mf ran into me and startled my soul out of my body. I know your blind but Jesus dude.....

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Obviously the solution is that we need more good toddlers with guns to stop them.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

how christian nationalists look when they get the ten commandments displayed in public schools:

[Would've Been Safer in the Womb @Gynzer27]

I dont appreciate bugs that have too much control over their butts. Like.... that's cool that you can throw it in a circle, but can you please not do that on my balcony?

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Whoever came up with the scene where the cop throws a mug at the Dude and the Dude calls him a "fucking fascist" is a real one.

[alice @germystrong]

girl he don’t give a fuck

[Would've Been Safer in the Womb @Gynzer27]

The eclipse gave me Steve Buscemi eyes. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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@itsninepal lofi is love, lofi is life

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@ToriGlass I'm mad lol. My church was Emmanuelle Free Methodist and yes, we planted branch churches frequently.