Gagas Mole

I'm not fake. I'm just surreal (I've been prodded by Tara, licked by Asia and swallowed by Taylor) ASIAS officially appointed AGENT! ahem

[Diane Warren @Diane_Warren]

Til It Happens To You is #10 in i-tunes!!!

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@shpealshpeal Anxiously awaiting ur 1st tweet. I've got a bucket handy and everything :)

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@shpealshpeal Does Pest have a Twitter?

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@shpealshpeal just like Tannie Koekoe! Play with science and/or yourself :)

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

I Raised Lady Gaga http://t.co/HOPsadLFLF

[MarkyC @_MarkyC_]

😂😂👵👴You Fkd lol #Madonna #Drake https://t.co/nv0zmu5ZLY

[SoulBrodeler @SoulYodeler]

Today's random act of kindness: feeding pepperoni slices to our vegan neighbor's toddler, through the mail slot.

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@AGreaterMonster also, such a touchingly sentimental way to mark your territory

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@Jazzzzzmina @just1fool isn't there a bible story like that, you know the one with the Samaritan dude?

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@PeachesMcPeach @girlontapas Merciful design oversight that God didn't create underboob hair. Armpits and vaginas all sprout this accessory

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@envydatropic @just1fool DO NOT believe those doctors! This is much more serious! The ONLY cure is to trip an old person or kick a dog asap!

[batkaren (a/k/a kt roth) @batkaren]

Broccoli stalks are really just small, magical trees with even smaller magical elves living inside them. It's the elves that taste so gross.

[Sonia 🌙 @HausOfSonia]

Don't leave your DJ with Lady Gaga 😂

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@archerenemy when they recommend u spray-tan the rest of ur body instead. Ask for "buttonhole-purple-delux" or "haemorrhoid maroon" colorant

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@noneofyours99 putting the c*nt in incontinence. Also works as a pacifier btw

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@noneofyours99 @archerenemy wishing "that shit" could be "the shit". I would fall/jump on "the shit" any day.

[Born to Love Gaga ☾ @Vittoria_LM]

Happy 23rd birthday to Lady GaGa's sister #HappyBirthdayNataliGermanotta 💞🎂🎁

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@SheOverAnalyzes @suckoff00 suddenly point to the left & yell "cake". Watch their drool whirling like helicopter blades. Film in slow-motion

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@Eightinchgoat Ahhh, the old days when u got a 3 minute alarm in which time to prepare the subtle squeezing out in 5 discrete stages. :)

[Gagas Mole @Gypsymole]

@Eightinchgoat @suckoff00 Are they pointing north south east or west? this is important. it could have political consequences. :)