Obsidian Oracle 💀

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you leave this world with nothing but your memories. make plenty of it.

@arsenal ❤️

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

this prayer fit kpai you if you no bam.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Remove the comfort that keeps me average and give me the courage to become who you created me to be. amen

[Parelli @Jaypareil]

The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

oh no!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

cristiano still assisting manutd decades later with happy hour.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008.

Legendary 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

🐐

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

as a client i definitely would pay the balance... but in person. we need discussion other "matters" briefly. 💀

[MALEEK 1.0 @Maleekoyibo]

Lawyers, I have a serious question. 🙏🏾

You defend a client in court, lose the case, and they get sentenced to life imprisonment or death.

They still owe you the balance of your legal fees.

Do you ask for your balance or you just let the money go? 😭😂

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

not sure carrick will be around by christmas

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

united nations... your reward must surely locate you.

[Afeniforo, Progress (AP) @Afeniforo_]

On cold nights, I put a roof over the heads of stranded girls at Awolowo, Bodija.

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

tatafo, who asked you! that's why he didn't tell you shít, you would've used him for content as usual. chochocho, gtfoh

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

One of my male friends has been so withdrawn lately. He barely replies to messages, and whenever I ask what's wrong, he says he's fine.

Yesterday, I went to his house to check on him and eat with him. We talked, but I could tell he wasn't ready to open up. As I was leaving, I noticed something.

His C-way water was finished, but there was a bag of sachet water beside it.
Now, this is someone who would never willingly drink sachet water. That was all I needed to know.

Knowing he wouldn't ask for help, I quietly paid the neighbour who sells C-way water to deliver three bottles.

This morning, he called to say thank you, but added, "You gats learn how to cook this thing well." That bad mouth tells me he's feeling better. A win-win!

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

ge ho vah

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

Since you care about friendship so much, why are you not friends with Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo 👀

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

WE DON’T BACK DOWN.

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

charlize theron is mentally síck. there are literally female kíds for you to adopt, instead you adopted a boy chíld and turned him into this. weírdo

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

Charlize Theron and her daughter… absolutely stunning🖤

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

women, this is what men do to other men who hūrt kíds. do you see any man blaming kyle's actions on mental health or hormones? welp

[Unite the Right @RestoreTeesside]

🚨BREAKING: Convicted child killer Kyle Bevan was brutally stabbed more than 30 times by fellow inmates in a savage 5-minute prison attack at HMP Wakefield — and was left for dead.

Bevan was serving a life sentence for the horrific 2020 murder of two-year-old Lola James, whom he subjected to a savage assault causing catastrophic brain injuries and over 100 wounds.

The brutal prison attack is being seen by many as raw "prison justice" for his crimes against an innocent toddler.

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

no wonder the performance is shambolic

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Arsenal have named as many as six English outfield players (White, Konsa, Lewis-Skelly, Rice, Saka, Madueke) in a starting lineup for a Premier League game for the first time since February 1999 against Man Utd (Dixon, Winterburn, Bould, Adams, Parlour, Hughes).

Patriots.

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

obara jesus! 😭😂

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

people confuse education with intelligence. you can have a degree and still be a woman

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

we've seen this multiple times before, and the one season gyökeres led our frontline we won the premier league. you think it's a coincidence? i don't think so. arteta's obsēssion with havertz might be his downfāll.

[Dominchez Mwema @dominchez_mwema]

If Kai Havertz stays fit all season arsenal won't win the league

[Obsidian Oracle 💀 @GyptianXXIV]

everyone getting the stick except the skyblue team who needs it the most.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Granit Xhaka has been fined £136,265, suspended for two years, for forging a COVID-19 certificate 🚨

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Forward together.

Mikel Arteta is here to stay ❤️