Agent Ford

Professional Grifball Player | Intramural Basketball Champion 🏆 💍 | Himothy | ngl i j be saying stuff

[Agent Ford @GyronicSphere]

Intramural Basketball Stats:

Games Played: 83
All time record: 70-13
Career Average: 14/10 Pts/Reb
Undefeated Seasons: 4
Minutes Played: 2200
Championships won: 🏆

I now have more rings than Russell Westbrook, Chris Paul, James Harden, Paul George, and Derrick Rose combined 💍

[𝑨𝒏𝒕 @PCK3RS]

Watson and Golden WILL be a top 3 WR duo this year

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

I love the USA

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[unforgiven @itsunforgiven]

I said what I said.

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

Men,
This is your daily reminder…

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

The moment LeBron found out that Kobe is psycho 😭

[Chip Thief @ShatteredSFW]

"Oh no! There are 2 jedi heading for the bridge! Whatever will we do?"

The humble droideka:

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

CURRENT WEATHER ON MARCH 17: 19 degrees and snowing

THE GROUNDHOG:

[Bane of Mars @_putonthemask_]

Wake Up...

[Polarity 유💡 @TpwithPolarity]

When trading finally worked and you didn’t tell anyone, you just smile

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> walk around your city catching pokémon
> game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not
> 30 billion scans later
> niantic owns a more detailed map than any government
> sells game for $3.5B
> spins off a spatial AI company
> your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure
> delivery robots now navigate using your walks
> you were never the player. you were the product.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Tylil’s reaction after Jaylen Brown told him he’s made $100,000,000 FOUR times in his NBA career 💀

(h/t @sturdylives)