Marcus D Woolcott

Novelist, film critic, political scientist, realist, letterboxd stats obsessor

#MUFC

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

I cordially invite all of my twitter followers to view the short film I collaborated on.

Honest opinions are always welcome, but one star reviews will see your twitter account get suspended. 2 star reviews will result in a 12 hour ban

[Frontier Cinematics @FrontierCine]

The ICEBERG is out now:
https://t.co/pGyl0IEHGv

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

awesome, more Mary Sue!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Daisy Ridley will return as Rey in Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy’s ‘STAR WARS’ film.

Rey will rebuild the Jedi Order. #SWCE

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

someone cries himself to sleep hugging his Rose Tico action figure

[Rational Fandom @OotyMcTooty]

Look, incels, Star Wars under Disney has been *phenomenally* successful for almost a DECADE now!

It’s really not going to fail. It doesn’t need saving, in fact, it’s absolutely thriving 😂🤦🏽

Grift all you like but it’s going to go on thrilling fans for decades to come.

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

Nick doesn't understand what a job is

[💜💜🎀 ȶɦɛ ȶɦɨռӄɛʀ🎀 💜💜 @NickPinkerton]

It's funny to talk about "the critics" disagreeing with audiences about a movie as though film critic is a real job that exists. Aggregated "Critic" and "Audience" scores reflect the consensus of two subsets of randos; the former just wrote a couple of paragraphs on some website.

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

bullet dodged

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Amy Schumer was originally cast as Barbie when Sony was developing #BarbieMovie in 2017, but she dropped out of the project.

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

damn barges, raping and setting fire to things

I blame the far-right

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

how will she survive on 700K, poor thing

we need to organise a whip round, dig deep people

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

There is reportedly a huge pay gap between the actors in HBO’ “The Last of Us”.

According to Variety, Pedro Pascal received $600,000 per episode, while Bella Ramsey received $70,000, despite both being the protagonists of the series.

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

if you watch this, there is something wrong with you

seek professional help

[DT2ComicsChat™ @DT2ComicsChat]

#StarWars

...Did I SERIOUSLY just watch an episode of The Blandalorian that opened with squid lovers and then moved to planet Moulin Rouge ruled by Jack Black & Lizzo where Doc Brown was a secret Separatist all for a setup for Bo-Katan just getting HANDED the Darksaber?🙄

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

you can tell Tim has never drank beer in his life

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

you have to boycott all of these if youre mad at bud light

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

@teroterotero @Variety only if you're a crazy person

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

it's The Matrix but written by a hack who doesn't understand world-building. Don't watch it.

#spoiler

[Bill Brasky @BillBrasky2620]

Uh...spoiler for anyone who hasn't seen DON'T WORRY DARLING, I guess!

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

test screenings not going well

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Warner Bros is now planning to release both ‘WONKA’ and ‘AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM’ within the same week.

See what other movies just changed release dates: https://t.co/a8JRoNqOAj

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

#watchmoremovies

[Charlie🖤 @funnyoldworldx]

I can't concentrate at all today. Lets start a fun Star Wars thread. What's everyones favourite moment from:
1. The Prequel Trilogy
2. The OG Trilogy
3. The Sequel Trilogy (haters can bore off)
4. Star Wars Animation

#starwars #filmtwitter #SWCE

[Variety @Variety]

Former Luigi Actor John Leguizamo Says 'Hell No' to Watching #SuperMarioMovie Due to Casting: 'They Messed Up the Inclusion' https://t.co/kl1n4zMOmI

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

+200 virtue signaling points to Christian

[Christian Toto @HollywoodInToto]

Conservatives should swallow hard and promote #AIRMovie

Two progressive superstars made an unabashed ode to capitalism without a whiff of woke

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

why is he acting like a camp guy, I thought he was trans...

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Kate Spade hired Dylan Mulvaney to promote clothing for women

[John Gounaris @johngounaris]

@doctor_oxford That’s what happens when huge systems are run from Whitehall. The only solution is to dismantle the state monopoly and let each hospital become a truly independent entity, delivering healthcare and being paid for it based solely on the quality and breadth of its services.

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

so the Mario reviews all confirm that it's an empty tick-box exercise, why Nintendo went to Illumination is a mystery

still can't see it flopping though

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

just let it die

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ live-action will feature updated lyrics to “Kiss The Girl” and “Poor Unfortunate Souls.”

The move is meant to emphasize the importance of consent and women empowerment.

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

grown adults undressing in front of teenagers...

all perfectly normal

#coughpaedophilescough

[Anna Richardson 🏳️‍🌈 @AnnaRichardso]

Very, very excited for the launch of new series #NakedEducation tonight 8pm @C4 Educational, emotional, joyous. If you’re curious about your body, and your life’s journey (whatever that may be), then tune in. We all need connection right now @YinkaBokinni ❤️

[Marcus D Woolcott @Gyropitus]

can't see the point

[IGN @IGN]

Disney and Dwayne Johnson have announced that a live action reimagining of Moana is in development. Johnson — who voiced Maui in the original animated Moana — will bring the character to life in the live action version. https://t.co/61r4eMTj7E