Gys Meyer

Determined dreamer.Has ambition 2 be a crazy stalker,if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

@JustVee1710 @li_298 @EchbertB My Blue Zanzibar was incredible

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

@uglybruv 🤣🙌🏼

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

I don’t mean to attack #Eskom but how many more times must your coal get wet, before you build a fucking af dakkie for it.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The #YNTCDmusicvideo is out! First, I want to say that my co-stars in this video are AMAZING. Please celebrate by supporting their work, following them, and going to see them perform. I’m SO grateful and SO EXCITED I ACTUALLY DO NEED TO CALM DOWN.🍹 https://t.co/787ksrnpBY

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

If you're anything like me, you watched Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga perform their hit song 'Shallow' at the Oscars and immediately needed to loosen your bra and take some long drags off a cigarette. #OscarAwards

[Times Lady Gaga Snapped @LadyGagaSnapped]

Lady Gaga shuts down a sexist reporter. (2009)

[MIA MICHAELS @MMRAW]

This work is dedicated to all the children we have lost....
https://t.co/J0u0boZ0QY
@cedarimage @strangecranium @davidhogg111 @alyssa_Milano @Emmawise18 @TheEllenShow @mitchelfed @joellecosentino
@Oprah @realDonaldTrump @Lin_Manuel
@GMHS_SDA #marchforourlives #neveragain

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

My hidden talent is talking to a stranger on the phone for 10 minutes and them to respond “thank you, ma’am”

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

You guys were amazing tonight. Thanks for letting us crash your party. #dancingwiththestars… https://t.co/A3LgLf2v2w

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

@marcellasolimeo & @connellcruise Shocking. Positively shocking. I need a martini after that hotness. #ShookAndStirred #DWTSSA

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

@marcellasolimeo & @connellcruise could literally just stand there and I’ll still pay to see them. #detssa

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

What’s with this dude who keeps saying “Turn Around” in “Total Eclipse of The Heart”? Man, shut the f@ck up, she’s trying to sing a song.

[Koney Mokeki @KoneyM]

Here is Jacob Zuma' s resignation letter 😂😂😂👍...#ZumaHasFallen

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

Feeling determined

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

People who finish their entire stick of lip balm without losingit first should be the only ones allowed to have kids.

[Gys Meyer @GysbertMeyer]

I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. Any recommendations? 🙈😴

[Helen Zille @helenzille]

So what's in an apostrophe? Get a grammar check Takealot!

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Bless Her https://t.co/oe7VmT7tqW