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@MaraxiaFN "I speak for the entire-"

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@SheebHazBiscuit I love journalism

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These changes tell me that moving and Microsoft are gearing up to axe java edition at some point

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BREAKING: cracked minecraft accounts up 3000%

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

In other news: Minecraft has gone full 1984 with Eula changes. And have made every single minecraft server commercial

Minecraft java servers now have insane restrictions among other things like:

-Servers with "player queues" such as 2b2t are now banned

-Any server, piece of online content such as video or other may be taken down due to any reason whatsoever

-Using "Minecraft" in the title as a significant part of a creative work, such as a YouTube video

-Servers with ANY content not suitable for 10 year olds are now prohibited

-They also proceed to state that they are now allowed to change the guidelines and that it's your responsibility to check them (illegal under EU law)

-All servers need to add a "NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT" and a "terms of service" clause upon joining for the first time

-In-person Minecraft events cannot be marketed using Minecraft assets such as logos or fonts

-Fictional story writers are not allowed to include Minecraft brands or assets (fonts of images)

-In-person Minecraft events like LAN parties are no longer allowed to engage in sponsorships if said event is to make money

This is all of course subject to change as Mojang puts it which really means: "how much criticism will we receive for these decisions" and judging by the close to 0 coverage on the subject odds are they are gonna stay

All the statements can be found here: https://t.co/pJqsBM9B6a

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

In other news: Minecraft has gone full 1984 with Eula changes. And have made every single minecraft server commercial

Minecraft java servers now have insane restrictions among other things like:

-Servers with "player queues" such as 2b2t are now banned

-Any server, piece of online content such as video or other may be taken down due to any reason whatsoever

-Using "Minecraft" in the title as a significant part of a creative work, such as a YouTube video

-Servers with ANY content not suitable for 10 year olds are now prohibited

-They also proceed to state that they are now allowed to change the guidelines and that it's your responsibility to check them (illegal under EU law)

-All servers need to add a "NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT" and a "terms of service" clause upon joining for the first time

-In-person Minecraft events cannot be marketed using Minecraft assets such as logos or fonts

-Fictional story writers are not allowed to include Minecraft brands or assets (fonts of images)

-In-person Minecraft events like LAN parties are no longer allowed to engage in sponsorships if said event is to make money

This is all of course subject to change as Mojang puts it which really means: "how much criticism will we receive for these decisions" and judging by the close to 0 coverage on the subject odds are they are gonna stay

All the statements can be found here: https://t.co/pJqsBM9B6a

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Following safety regulations

[♣️♥️Sheeb♠️♦️ @Sleepy_Sheeb]

What have they done to him

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This is a fuckin stinger reshell by the looks of it

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Man-made horrors beyond my comprehesion

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@MeowsclesNo THEY DONE TURENDB MY BOY INTO A JOLT

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@Unknown_BushBoi Mild gust of wind cripples my internet

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7 HOUR NETWORK OUTAGE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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@MeowsclesNo I am the sauce

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#NewProfilePic also new username infact full profile revamp

[Make Up An Autistic™️🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @MakeUpAnAutist]

An autistic obsessed with a random fortnite skin

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@FNinfluencer You're either gonna need a new hard drive or a grave.
May the ps4 rest in peace

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@matress_island The latter, Holy fuck it's like they're allergic to paprika.

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@EverythingOOC https://t.co/Yynh3UByVb cobalt. Simple downloader app that's been pinned to my home screen for half a year and used to steal a bajillon memes since I got it, works on most videos you'll find on youtube and x

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@CharMayCry You can't do that because everything is stuck on steam
Epic and gog are the only real competitors to steam and you'll find me dead before I use the Microsoft store on anything but an xbox

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THE FUCK?