Horgs

Stuntman • Sober • Doing cool stuff

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

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[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!!

Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV

[Dohaciel Ygzgzot @ygzgzot]

“The worker only feels himself outside his work, and in his work feels outside himself. He feels at home when he is not working, and when he is working he does not feel at home. His labour is therefore not voluntary, but coerced; it is forced labour.”—Karl Marx

[Horgs @H0rgs]

Kevin Spacey and Quentin Tarantino are in an Israeli bunker doing a Weekend at Bernie's with Benjamin Netanyahu's corpse but haven't got out because Quentin cant stop sucking Benny's rotting toes

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

Ludwig Göransson has absolutely earned all of the trophies he’s won, but it will always be funny for me to think of him as “three time Oscar winner and also guy who made the beat to Bonfire by Childish Gambino”

[Horgs @H0rgs]

Rip Timur

You would have loved playing Warhammer 40k: Apocalypse

[Daily Turkic @DailyTurkic]

Timur found normal chess too easy and boring, so he invented his own version: Tamerlane Chess 🇺🇿♟️

Tmerlane Chess played on a massive 10×11 board with two extra citadel squares. Each player commanded an army of 28 pieces, including units like camels, giraffes, elephants, war engines, and princes, all with their own unique movements.

The game also had multiple kings, complex promotion systems, and special rules where even pawns could transform into entirely new powerful pieces after advancing far enough.

For a man who conquered half of Asia with his brilliant strategic mind, classic chess simply wasn’t hard enough. He turned chess into a far more complex battlefield of strategy.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately

BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years

PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fuck BABY DRIVER.

[Horgs @H0rgs]

Joined a 12 step support group for being online too much but had to share the new fit on my African totem. Hasn't hit me with his spell combo of migraines and nightmares since!

[Horgs @H0rgs]

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@elonmusk name of your obituary inshallah

[best of michael b. jordan. @bjordanfiles]

the sinners cast for the wrap.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

finally found a Hong Kong movie stunt so insane I cannot bear to watch it lol jesus christ

[jordan @wickskiller]

new year same agenda

[Paul @Paul_Shrupert]

As 2025 comes to an end, gonna revisit what is undeniably the best tweet of the year.

[LaDarrion Williams @ItsLaDarrion]

They’re out here reducing James Baldwin’s work to “Black trauma porn”.

Y’all did this to August Wilson, then to Toni Morrison, and now James?!!

Some of y’all not seeing the gates of heaven.