Like??? Spiders drop their eyes and silk, skeletons drop their bones, zombies drop their flesh, and creepers drop the gunpowder which is naturally generated in their bodies, so why the FUCK would you not assume the ender pearl is a body part 🧍♀️
Strongholds use Eyes of Ender because humans are fucking gruesome and never learned their goddamn enderman anatomy so they think it’s fine and dandy to use the Eyes as if they aren’t REJUVENATED ENDERMAN HEARTS
I very desperately want to explore a forest right now. Tell me you don’t want to just walk through the woods and search for mushrooms and flowers and fairy circles and animals hiding in the brush 😐 LIAR
Oh to be an evil sorcerer’s young apprentice tasked with kidnapping the princess and only heir to the kingdom but having the mission go horribly wrong, ending with the princess instead holding me by my jaw, inches from my face, with a sword placed at my throat.