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chaos in a bathrobe; currently doing the big learn.
occasionally nsfw, you have been warned.

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@somethings_awry Black garlic gelato when? /j

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@PlebJust @somethings_awry In my teens, I tried an avocado-based vegan chocolate pudding & it was one of the most delicious desserts I've ever tried.
I'd never encountered a sweet avo dish before that and it gave me perspective in regards to using ingredients in unconventional ways.
It was so smooth too.

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@somethings_awry Man, as someone who makes stuff, this bums me out. Even if I personally might dislike ingredients or can't wrap my around a certain combination of flavours, it's not that hard to check my preferences at the door and say something nonjudgmental like "not my cup of tea but u do u".

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@masking__mama @somethings_awry @jadedconsultant I may or may not have had some free time yesterday.

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@publius_v2 @somethings_awry @jadedconsultant You going on an adventure to find your manners seems more pressing at the moment.

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@kittydemelo @NYCMayor No way y'all are actually mad at this

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@BrooklynBoyB @NYCMayor How are people actually mad at this? Do they just hate joy and whimsy because they have none or is it for the sake of it??

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@thatwineguy68 This has no right being this funny.

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YouTube: users have reported that chapter cards in video descriptions don't work, should we fix that?

YouTube: ah, who are we kidding? let's make literally EVERYTHING about playlists worse. that'll surely do the trick.

YouTube: why does no one like us? :'(

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@Trey_Explainer His name is, supposedly, John Smith, so I think we have to give him a pass. That sorta behaviour is probably part of his Terms & Conditions.

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@somethings_awry Man, I hate that this seems to be a pan-Atlantic phenomenon.

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@somethings_awry It's giving accidental renaissance painting.

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@somethings_awry Once made almond butter miso cookies with dark chocolate for my DND group and it might be the most unconventional good cookie experience I've ever had.

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@Trey_Explainer The amount of pasta with store-bought pesto I eat is starting to become concerning. Yes, it's the same pesto every time.

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@somethings_awry Thou fit is fly, my Lord. Blessed be those who shall behold it.
(Been binging the ASOIAF audiobook, I'm sorry)

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@quenepa_salvaje @somethings_awry Genuine question: is a scrubbed kiwi's texture similar to kiwi berries?
Because that sounds pretty good.

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@somethings_awry I deeply admire the sentiment but I can only describe the haptic experience that image conjures up in my mind as something deeply unfortunate I never wish to experience.

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@deathbian @affairemayaling literally said from the beginning i wasn't gonna debate verifiable facts with you but if you prefer telling yourself i have up instead, you're free to do so.

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@ADHDForReal Hey, chief? If ADHD meds make you "boring and serious", I have some real exciting news for you.