Happy As Larry

Childrens Author

[Happy As Larry @H4ppyAsLarry]

"Too many crooks spoil the dosh" @H4ppyAsLarry #quote #quotesmith55

[Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni @cdivakaruni]

LOL The family of #writers:

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To errr is human, to arr is pirate

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I just swallowed a book of synonyms - It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

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I've upgraded my dictionary, it's now high definition

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What fitness activity do sheep carry out via video conferencing? ZoomBah #zumba #sheep #joke

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There is always light the end of the tunnel... but it could be an oncoming train

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Prophetic words from #Bono, on #U2s song ‘Breathe’, written in 2009?
"Sixteen of June, Chinese stocks are going up
And I'm coming down with some new Asian virus"

[Happy As Larry @H4ppyAsLarry]

#Microsoft called their #word processing package "Word" so why didn't they call their spreadsheet package, "Number"? #Excel

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I thought my collection of Sebastian Coe videos was complete (1-18). Now it turns out I might have to get Coe Vid 19

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Pole vaulting? You’d never catch me doing that, no way. I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole #jokes

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I'll tell you what gets me down… Gravity

[Happy As Larry @H4ppyAsLarry]

Age doesn't matter. Unless you're a cheese

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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to know the answers until they write their memoirs?

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Bught Park Inverness 8th June 2019

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Do you think chickens think that rubber humans are funny?

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I went to my local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies but there were none there. Coincidence?

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Failure is not falling down... It's not getting up again

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I have put on an awful lot of weight. I used to be 7 lbs 5 oz

[Happy As Larry @H4ppyAsLarry]

I bought myself a barge pole in the Christmas sales. I thought I'd push the boat out this year