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Bumped into some rich arabs last night 😮‍💨

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ITS COMING HOMEEE

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Why are taxi drivers so shit at driving, it’s literally your job to know how to drive.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

I'm scared bro,
Those unsuccessful old men tried their best too

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Stomach beatboxing when it’s dead silent in the office sick.

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Wdym the fkn chicken tikka ain’t halal you bastard.

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Asked him how far he lives, brother said he lives down the road 🤣

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I thought people not fasting because of exams were bad. I’ve now got colleagues not fasting because they had to come in to the office today.

[27. @dimvji]

once you start making money you’ll feel the urge to help everyone financially, it’s important you resist

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Reminder: make these last 10 nights count.

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You ever recognise your boys car while you’re driving and you pretend to crash into him.

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Pls don’t smile at me if your teeth are yellow.

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Bro why does my heart feel heavy after eating that mini egg crunch cake.

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@aamrrysf Had the same situation, my guy was deaf tho 💀

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The way I’ve been devouring chicken tenders for the past 3 days.

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I’m not gonna have any fried food this Ramadan Insha’allah.

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I’m not gonna have any fried food this Ramadan Insha’allah.

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It ain’t a blessing if you sinned for it.

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Fell asleep in the cinema last night, have I officially reached unc status…

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Ya Allah, 500 Billion dollars.

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‘Plenty of fish in the sea’
Brother do I look like a fisherman dpmo

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@ordinaryrahman App is toxic, got sick of it for a while lool