𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚’𝙨
𝘼𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙧? 𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧!
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A Semi Accurate Portrayal of Lord Hater from Disney’s Wander over Yonder.
Written by https://t.co/el0xixexSK
Oh! That should’ve been it, just a straight up stomp for the genie…or was it? A faint green glow could be seen before it got much stronger and out of the debris flew Hater!
He flew straight toward the larger genie, ready to give him an upper cut straight to the chin!
❝𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋. WHAT DO WE HAVE 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀? IT SEEMS THIS LITTLE PEST HAS WALTZED IN 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿~!❞
He placed a hand on the interloper's spaceship, crushing it and turning it into a gigantic pile of scrap.
❝NOW YOU HAVE 𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 TO RUN~. HOW SAD~!❞
No, he isn’t but who does this sorcerer think he is?! Deny the Greatest in the Galaxy a planet to rule…
❝HEY! BIG, RED AND UGLY! OUTTA THE WAY! THIS PLANET IS MINE!❞
He was burning down a random village in his genie form and cackling maniacally while doing it.
Jafar had a lot of pent-up frustration, which is why he needed to blow off some 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 every now and then!
The screams of innocent bystanders could be heard in the distance. . .
Looked in the mirror lately, pal?
At least I actually do my job right and strike fear into everyone’s hearts.
So one of us is gonna have to change. Spoiler alert: it won’t be me~ 😉