H9RBS.js

Boom. Cross-universe compatible.

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Boom. Cross-universe compatible. http://t.co/7mDX9788

[Michael Kurinsky @MKurinsky]

My all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke on Weekend Update. Goodbye funny man.

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Hey everyone, I just finished writing the ultimate guide to building your products in public. Here it is!

STEP 1: Build In Public
STEP 2: See Step 1

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I remember when Jamstack was just something I would do with the 12 blueberry pancakes I'd order at IHOP. Those were simpler times.

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Hello, Twitter!

I'm the founder of everything I've ever founded. Ask me anything!

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That one startup that forgot to put "blazing fast" as a qualifier in the tagline for their app / script / library / framework / plugin / generator / doohickey / thingamajig.

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I think it's about time someone writes a blog post about Impostor Syndrome.

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I'm gonna monetize....

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YOUR FACE

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In retrospect, all my spacer.gifs in 1999 should have been animated.

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Hey, I have an original, creative, and groundbreaking idea!

How about I change my bio photo to one of me wearing a Coronavirus mask!

Ho! What? Innovation, baby!

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This just in: Scientists have finally found a use for the "go faster" and "go slower" buttons in Zoom.

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I like to singledorp my gitflows. It's just good sense.

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If you can't figure out if your project is a framework, library, boilerplate, plugin, script, or extension, simply refer to it as an "initiative". That should cover you in all directions.

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Can I use AdBlock Plus to stop AdBlock Plus from asking me for donations?

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I hope someone creates an interactive chart/app/website that shows real-time COVID-19 cases worldwide. I think the previous 35,000 of such projects were unacceptable.

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CSS4 is so last Tuesday.

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Whenever I have a programming problem, everyone's all up in my grill devsplaining.

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Remember when we all thought Parallax was amazing? Ah, we were so young.

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I consider myself a Social Media Influenza.

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CURRENT TECH: Easiest time in mankind's history to track the exact location and personal information of any human being alive.

ALSO CURRENT TECH: Easiest time in mankind's history to send anonymous death threats to people whose opinions make you feel mildly uncomfortable.

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BREAKING NEWS: Hipsters using paper straws instead of plastic ones will have no effect whatsoever on global warming.