LoRd HadeS

Tell Beauty of the Grave;
And tell Hell it has no place in Hades.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@yunglordd @SadiqMaunde Limited in thoughts, scarcity of innovation on top akara, in an oil producing country in 2026.

Guy, just shred your humanity and say your goodbyes.

You don’t deserve to be here.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@dammy4trueluv Unless you have a terrible mouth and body odour, I don't see any reason why any sane human should do this.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@dele003 Show me one akara seller in Nigeria that is a millionaire in Naira with many branches and I’ll deactivate. You APC corpses are irredeemably evil and useless to the congregation of humans.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@jon_d_doe “After fucking her for 2 years, it’s now you realize you are sexually incompatible”. That statement reeks of emotional bullying and invalidation. An attempt to guilt-trip him into remaining in the relationship.

But what do I know?

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@instablog9ja For this statement you made: “Be kind with your words”

The cheating wife ma ya werey ni labor room.

You wey post am ma shofo every Eke market day.

The husband best friend go later give LT. Colonel slap inside barracks.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@OneModupe I’m curious, why do most of you women always add “without climbing bed” when you make a purchase or pay your bills?

Is “climbing bed” the ultimate surviving principle of you people’s existence, and you needed to make a difference?

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Aduradara61049 Yeah.. and growing up is realizing that a man asking you to come over for sex within 5 minutes of chatting is usually an audition.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@pry_loc I’m calling JAGABAN. He always fix things. I’ll just relax and let him fix it 🤡

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@AyilolaElisha Ojiisiebungbor

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Themrbachelor Place your hand on your head first thing tomorrow morning and shout “I am an Idiot” 7 times.

Do this once every Eke market day.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@oku_yungx Nothing beats “your money is our money, my money is my money”. If you find yourself in a relationship/marriage with such fellow, you are doomed for life. Just make sure you don’t die early and live your kids for such human to raise. She go spoil their life.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Adhekunbi Are you in anyway implying that the reason why your mom didn’t lose your dad is because….

Hmmm.

I rest my case.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@thegreatolamide @itsSh0la You won in life

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Halo_chains “It’s not you, it’s the traffic”

I reserve my comment.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Dannymasterp “Jagaban is delivering as it supposed to”

😀😀😀😀😀

Bro, may your life and the lives of everyone in your lineage and generations be exactly the way “Jagaban” is delivering. May whatever Nigeria is going through due Jagaban’s delivery be your portion. Amen?

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@renoomokri Mr. Stomach Infrastructure , we know what you are. Keep impressing your paymasters.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Agbede_arorin @davido @davrel99 That voice sweet pass your relationship BTW.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Waspapping_ Yet, the only thing your intelligence has earned you is 194k mentally disabled followers on X.

Yeah, it takes mental illness to follow a douchebag like you.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@TheNathanWay Yes, with gun to the contractor’s head and his family held hostage. So yeah, N60m can build it.

[LoRd HadeS @HADES1162]

@Big_marvis For this country to move forward, people like you need to be 6ft below the earth.