WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?? Here’s a list of things that will instantly make you my friend!
1. Being oomf
2. Give me compliments
3. Give me food!
4. Make fan art!
5. SEND ME PORN!
6. Be yourself!
7. Share your hyperfixations!
8. SEND ME PORN!
9. Respect my boundaries
10. Play with me!