Haley Miller

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@DaliciaSavoie lmao i JUST saw this

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

my little brothers just told my boyfriend that he is out of my league and should go on in life without me.

happy easter 🐰

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

this christmas eve, my dad and his gf confessed they stalk my venmo activity.

here are some examples they discussed:

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@PnutButrNdKelly lmaoooo that was the worst, i purposely skipped

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@hailey_tuck watch it on peacock!

[Layan R. Shadid @layanshadidd]

@plantphotomami The only way this could have gotten better

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@hailey_tuck thankful for the update. the gov appreciated you

[LN @LNDANIELSS]

Mac in a SLU Jersey. Sorry if this changes the world.

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@schlerethb “you can be self centered and right”

-WHO SAID IT

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@schlerethb **falls off bed**

“wait actually, it feels like my brain wobbled front to back and side to side to where it unraveled itself”

-WHO SAID IT

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@schlerethb “sometimes the sidewalk is the only open lane”

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[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@schlerethb “my pee this morning smelled like the pulled pork from last night”

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[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

I just washed my ass with dr bronners peppermint soap and my butthole feels like it’s skydiving does this make sense

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@trinvg @szeiders

[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

“do dogs have horoscopes”

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[Haley Miller @HAIL_totheking]

@schlerethb “slim jims make me hard”

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