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A corn dog is just a hot dog in a delicious sweater

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When I die put me in a coffin of pizza, so that when people say RIP they really mean "Rest In Pizza"

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Love it when I hit my step goal in an uber

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Sometimes I fantasize about Anthony Beery Bennet #pegging

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Post shower shit #winning

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How many times will I see the caption “Last night we let the liquor talk” on Instagram after the Morgan Wallen concerts: so far I’ve seen 3

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Uber driver just signed and muttered “oh mama Mia” under his breath

I immediately feel safe

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29 years on earth and I still have no clue how to dress in 65 degree weather

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If you don’t find yourself in a neck brace before turning 30 you haven’t really lived

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Fun girls have bad dads

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Very thankful that a little over 2,000 years ago Jesus smoked weed for the first time on this very day

Happy 4/20 to all those who observe

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

being a midwesterner is:

- knowing "the other day" could mean yesterday or 1992

- entering a house through the garage instead of the front door

- saying “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

Plastic bag full of plastic bags

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Philadelphia tonight

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@jordanreisman Truck yeah I am

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Just parallel parked a Ford F150, sans backup camera, and my cockiness is out of control

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Using your blinker is always in style

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Day 4: I’ve already ruined dry January

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#bachelorvote but he will end up with Bailey #zachsucks

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#bachelorvote CHRISTINA #Zachsucks #bootbooze

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I wonder what percentage of Uber drivers have Corollas - bet it’s more than half