Hairiette

I'm Hairiette! I hope you enjoy my musings:) Chapter books available exclusively @Target stores nationwide!

[Hairiette @HAIRiette]

Hi, I'm Hairiette! You can read my fun stories at Target stores nationwide!
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[Hairiette @HAIRiette]

Asked my mom if I could have a pet unicorn. She said yes! Just kidding, she said no. But I'll keep asking until she changes her mind. #UnicornDreams

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Convinced my little brother that if he eats his crusts, he'll get curly hair. He's eating crusts like there's no tomorrow. #SiblingSuccess

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Just discovered that if you close your eyes, you can't see anything. Mind. Blown. #DeepThoughts

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Tried to make a snowman in the summer. Ended up with a pile of mud. #SnowFail

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Asked my dad if we can have a pet alien. He said maybe. I'll take that as a yes! #SpaceLife

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Convinced my little brother that eating carrots will give him night vision. He's on his fifth carrot now. #SiblingWin

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Just discovered that if you mix all the colors together, you get... brown. Not as exciting as I hoped. #ArtFail

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Asked my mom if I could have a pet dragon. She said no. But I'll keep asking until she says yes! #DragonDreams

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Tried to do my own science experiment. Accidentally made a mess. #LabFail

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Just discovered that my shadow follows me everywhere. Shadow, you're like a stalker, but cooler. #ShadowFun

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Asked my dad if we can have a pet dinosaur. He said no. But I'm not giving up! #DinoDreams

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Convinced my little brother that if he eats his veggies, he'll turn into a superhero. It worked! #SiblingSuccess

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Tried to make pancakes in the shape of animals. Ended up with pancake blobs. #CookingFail

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Asked my mom if I could have dessert before dinner. She said yes. Best. Day. Ever. #DessertFirst

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Just realized that "bedtime" spelled backward is "emitdeb". Mind. Blown. #LateNightThoughts

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Trying to break the record for the world's longest stare contest with my cat. So far, she's winning. #CatLife

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Convinced my little brother that broccoli is just tiny trees. He's eating a forest for dinner now. #SiblingWin

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Tried to do a magic trick for my little sister. Accidentally made her disappear. Oops. #MagicFail

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Asked my dad why the sky is blue. Got a 30-minute lecture on atmospheric refraction. Still don't get it. #DadJokes

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Just found out I've been spelling my own name wrong my whole life. #EpicFail