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@LozzaFox Or the authentic sushi you like on a Saturday night at that posh Japanese restaurant in London?

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@LozzaFox What about the people cooking your ‘Chinese’ you like on a Friday night after 8 pints?

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@witter_dad @RupertLowe10 You’re all fools bickering between yourselves whilst the wool is pulled over your eyes. Wake up and enjoy your neighbour, the fresh air and sunshine.

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@GarethDavies007 @RupertLowe10 Got a couple of interesting points unfortunately buried alive under a ton of racism and nonce-sense.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Negative Nancy all the time. This is horrible but London is a huge city and shit happens. Try living in America with its fun gun culture.

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@ehannah0 Not too dangerous for a massive world city.

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@RupertLowe10 Pity the poor human eventually wiping your ass in your posh care home. I’m sure they’ll be white.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Yeah seen these jokers on Old Compton Street too. Sure there’s other places with more ‘street people’ walking past rather than in a predominantly gay area. Luckily most Londoners turn the other cheek and ignore these people.

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@WhiteHouse Dick-tator

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@LozzaFox At least he has an acting career. Anyone playing Benny Blanco from the Bronx trumps your failed career any day.

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@RupertLowe10 Great. Public transport will be less busy and can I get a reduction on my tax so I don’t have to fund the NHS service that will treat the massive increase in lung and mouth cancer? Win win for me really.

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@DrMarianaClaire @LizKershawDJ Look at those Lidl shopping bags under her eyes. Hot

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@darrengrimes You’re so perfect Dazza. I bet, just like the Queen, you don’t shit.

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@MontgomeryToms There’s only one disgusting person in this video and he’s holding the mic. Looney tunes.

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Still not managed to deliver to my address. I have a bell. The door is clearly marked. Useless. No wonder pretty much every day I get mail delivered which are not my number. Obviously the postie in question can’t read

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@RoyalMail is a classic example of a company determined to kill itself.

Can’t be bothered to deliver letters properly now as they just concentrate on packages. Just shove everything in one nearby door.

Unfortunately they can’t deliver packages properly too.

Extinction.

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@TheRealJamieKay Obviously sun stroke due to living as a ‘foreigner’ in Spaaaaain etc.

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@TRobinsonNewEra You show HATE like this and then you complain when someone is murdered in their own home.

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@_Truthpaste_ @digijordan Count homosexual in that list too please.

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@digijordan This is obviously fake as Tate isn’t ANGRY

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@yewginger2334 @ReillyLake @idSoftware Please don’t place him in the faggot category. He’s a cunt, cunt.