Elias Halcrow

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Rims will be rolled. Dreams will be broken. Winners will be born. #RollUpTheRim

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

More snow means more odr #tistheseason

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

@VanCanucks is it mcdavid again

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

Fuck I miss those days with jay logs and the boys which mostly consisted of me messing up drills left and right, but it was still fun #acad

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

Worst thing about being a guy? Girls will assume you're a fuckboy and you hit up 20 girls at a time when you really only hit up like 17

[Jaromir Jagr @68Jagr]

Fans-I appreciate your votes for All-Star game, but 3 on 3 would kill me,and i don't want to die yet:)Thank you for understanding. Too old:)

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

I taught my dad how to play NHL on the PS4 and now I never win #truestory

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

If you play hockey, then you haven't experienced real turmoil until you spilled an entire bottle of body wash inside your bag #IrishSpring

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

Accidentally matched with a heifer on Tinder, then ran into her at the gym and I defiantly should have swiped left #AwfulWorkout #TrueStory

[Truffle Report @_Truffle_Report]

*janitor gets high af before work*

[Elias Halcrow @HALLSY71]

@DanBilzerian is a God #Fact #Amen

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

It takes less than $1 to make a mans day

[Football Posts ™️ @TopFBPosts]

BREAKING: Police are investigating Patrick Kane for rape. Sources say her name is "Tampa Bay Lightning"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*watches straight outta Compton once*

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never trust a person who doesn’t like dogs.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

What a boss