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[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Send this redditor to the Tate mansion in Romania for two weeks of simp deprogramming immediately

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Testing out the imagine feature on Grok app

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

The actual right wing in this country after months of unparalleled civil rest has managed to splinter into Reform UK, Advance UK, a resurgent UKIP and 1 more icr the name of, assuring the vote will be split in every constituency and Labour get a 2nd term. Well played lads 🤡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Advance UK will actually drive change.

Farage is weak sauce who will do nothing.

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

https://t.co/elH7faXuTQ

This is my favourite female comedian

She gets bookings because she 1) has special needs and 2) is a woman

But the real genius of her comedy is how she inverts the performative dynamic so the audience, feigning laughter, are the most hilarious part of it

[MeI Gibson fan 83 @MelGibsonFan083]

That woman collapsing on stage & fracturing her skull immediately after bragging about being vaxxed is the only time I've ever laughed at a female stand up comedian

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

1) are you so thick you think there's an equivalence in your lot damaging defence infrastructure and incapacitating military aircraft worth 8 figures to painting the English flag on a zebra crossing

2) your pride flag is on crossings everywhere. Guess what - Muslims hate it too

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

I thought daubing paint on stuff was terrorism and led to your organisation being proscribed.
https://t.co/PQR6stXiTv

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Glad that Stephen Colbert is losing his show cos he wouldn't take a pay cut

He pioneered that faggy faux- transgressive humour style that was later embraced by Reddit midwits etc

Edgy on the surface but always constrained within the parameters of left wing political correctness

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Very useful that Google brought in that 'Black owned' tag for certain restaurants since 2020 or so

Don't really fancy writhing in pain with salmonella or food poisoning for two or three days

Very handy feature that helps me avoid that experience

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Same goes for the psytrance ones too. But after seeing this I think we ought to take out the EDM ones first

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Not only does this suck massive balls, the timing is completely off

Tomorrowland style electronic festivals should be tactically nuked

Proper embarrassing

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dj remixes “Mario” for a huge crowd and has a sick drop

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

@LEGIO_X_ Renewing my Reason 12 subscription when I get paid on Thursday. Halo Acid - London Banana dropping late 2025

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Lmao Ive been telling people this

Proud London banana resident here. Living south of the Thames for the first time. Love it

There's other pockets of town that are nice but you're always just a few streets away from deprivation and all it entails

Safe in the London banana tf 🤗

[Saul Sadka @Saul_Sadka]

This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Elon will be remembered for being at 1 point the richest man on the planet, landing over 300 rocket boosters, getting a role in Trumps gov. and knocking up more chicks who are definitely hotter than what you've pulled

You'll be remembered for video essays about Anita Sarkeesian

[thunderf00t @thunderf00t]

Starship is going to try to make NOT orbit again!!! for the 10th time!

The 10th launch of the Saturn V was Apollo 15. Took men and a lunar rover to the moon!

12 launches of Saturn V and going to the moon was over!

Starship still probably wont have made orbit!

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Lived in NH up until last year

During the carnival you either have to escape or get supplies in for the weekend

Im not so bothered by all the roadmen - know how to deal w/ them from school

Its the middle class whites paying £18 for jerk chicken and coconut water I despise most

[🆃🅴🆃🅷🆂 @71dd0_]

I cannot fathom why people flock to this or why it’s still allowed to go ahead in its current format.

Feral.

#NottingHillCarnival

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

I used to live next to a Syrian migrant in a house share

He'd be blabbing away on his mobile literally from dawn to dusk. Soon as one call was done would hear his phone ringing again

Didn't strike me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. God knows what he talked about every day

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Can this idiot (Asmongold) stop being spammed all over my YT algorithm please

Been watching some of his videos about the migrant protests in the UK and he's absolutely clueless

Looks like he hasn't showered in weeks either

Away with you

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Ice cubes currently freezing in the tray for this dank drink combo in honour of Josh Saunders aka Kingcobrajfs.

No alcohol, but an energy drink at least - I'm sure cobes would approve

Gona raise a toast to the legend once my ice is ready. Rest in peace King

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

RIP Kingcobrajfs

Been watching you since 2012. Genuinely upset

Hope you and ozzy are jamming together in heaven

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

If you come across someone on X with the name 'Eva', there is a 75% chance that person is actually a dude

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Lol

[HALO ACID @HALOACID]

Margaret Dygas @ E1 London, solo experience

A polemic about dumb people, narcisstic American women, and the value of not having your passions dictated to you by the culture, but rather discovering your own through curiosity

https://t.co/8yzVjxmBap